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Originally posted by taxwonk
10. Sexual activity -- Monogamy. After twenty plus years with the same woman, I'm convinced that monogamy is God's way of making sure we don't live long enough to overpopulate the planet. Men die younger than women because for crap's sake they can't wiat to be reborn and FINALLY get some fresh.
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As if you're such a treat to please and wake up to year after fucking year? Give me a break. Women last longer because we know you'll finally kick off and we WILL get some fresh.
C(sometimes I'm so glad I'm single)deuced
