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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Overrated! So many things. From actors to food. I want to know what you find overrated. I've selected a few categories to which you can respond, but welcome others as well.
What/who is the most overrated:
1. Food?
2. Actor?
3. Band or Singer?
4. Law firm?
5. Occupation?
6. Movie?
7. Song?
8. TV Show (Reality or otherwise)?
9. Article of clothing?
10. Sexual position or activity?
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1. Food?
Caviar. Blech! It's fish eggs people. Who cares whether it's sturgeon from the Black Sea or Bass from the Potomac River.
2. Actor?
Colin Farrell. I've had enough of his Edge-wannabe skull cap on the morning talk shows. Oh what a bad boy. Get in line girls to be the 15th woman he's fucked this week. Oh he's so dreamy.
Woman
Gwyneth Paltrow Right down there with Julia Roberts in terms of lack of acting ability. Gwyneth has 'em fooled though, because she can nearly fake an English accent.
3. Band or Singer?
Rolling Stones. I always thought they sucked. Sucked sucked sucked. Mick can't sing, and the best they can muster is a simple blues progression. They got famous because they were the first white guys to do it. They shamelessly stole their music and now Mick os worth something like $200 million. he should be required to fork 75% of it over to a Home for Retired Blues Musicians in New Orleans.
4. Law firm?
Kirklandl. I'd like to smack about 50% of the K&E litigation department in the mouth. More process and less thought goes into every case than just about any shop I know. That, and you get a barrelful of attitude about how they think they are the best.
5. Occupation?
Pro athlete. Any of us would probably love to be one, but Jesus, let's dial down the worship, shall we?
6. Movie?
Titanic. The only three things worth seeing about the film were Kate Winslet naked, the boat sinking, and Leo dying.
7. Song?
Crash into Me. So help me God, if I hear this song one more time on DC radio, I am going to go postal.
8. TV Show (Reality or otherwise)?
West Wing. It has deteriorated pretty dramatically. It was interesting for a while, before they started launching into extended left wing riffs that are so naive as to make even Greenpeace ashamed.
9. Article of clothing or accessory? Women:
Shoes. What is the deal with women owning like 50 pairs of shoes? I just don't understand it. I have to grab Mrs. 8Track and pull her past a shoe store, lest she be sucked in. Women are just constutionally incapable of passing a shoe store without either going in or gazing longingly inside.
Purse Sorry Purse junkie, but I think purses look dumb when women clutch them all night long. They look particularly dumb when you are dancing. .
10. Sexual position or activity?
Hot tubbing. If it's really hot, and you get going, it's sort of uncomfortable really. It's hard to get traction in the hot tub, and you really tend to get overheated. And who wants to float in someone else jizz? Yuck.
