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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Fringe, it pains me to have to say this, but I'm afraid your tastes would be too expensive for my household. Surely, you are the type of woman who has come to expect the quality things in life, and dare i say, deserve them.
But I can't afford to upgrade my household budget so that all my spouses can drink Old Style.
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Dearest, you are delusional. I have moved out. And while it does not at all surprise me, it pains me to have to point out that I don't drink beer at all. If it must be carbonated and alcoholic, at a minimum there will be Veuve Cliquot. This kind of inattention to quite important issues is at the heart of the dissolution of our union. Perhaps if I put it into a terrorism metaphor: You say "Saddam or Clinton/Gore? [Falstaff or Buckhorn?]" I say: "Actual terrorist threat, like al Quaeda [Not beer at all, but champagne, like Veuve Cliquot]."
See? Like that.
And perhaps if you paid more attention to your wives, you would have some of sufficient intelligence and moral integrity to contribute to the household budget. I really had no problem paying for the yummy bubbly. But I do see how not having total control over the budget might be threatening to you.
Happily for me, I am in a community property state so no alimony for you (all)! I am leaving behind a few cases for the other wives. I got kind of fond of them. Despite learning bad habits from you, a couple of them were damn good kissers.
