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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Treasury Secretary John Snow says outsourcing of American jobs, a hot issue in the presidential campaign, can help make the economy stronger.

Speaking of authorized spokespeople, how long before the Administration tells Secty Sgtclub to shut the fuck up and go back to his Internet message board?

In a classic dispaly of logic (learned, no doubt, at the finest schools), Snow says:

"It's part of trade... It's one aspect of trade, and there can't be any doubt about the fact that trade makes the economy stronger."

Okay, let's see who can come up with the silliest statement based on this same logical structure!

Here's my first shot:

[Making idiotic statements] is part of [being a Cabinet Secretary]... It's one aspect of [being a Cabinet Secretary], and there can't be any doubt about the fact that [being a Cabinet Secretary] makes [my resume] stronger.