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Originally posted by barely_legal
I'm begging you, will somebody please talk about sex or something? I know this is the fashion board but the sock discussion is killing me. I'm not saying you shouldn't be posting about socks and fascinating stuff like that, but can we sprinkle some sex posts in there please?

I would be happy to do it myself but I'm in a dry spell and have nothing to post. No splooge stories, no bad kissers, no new news about vibrators, I'm compleltely topicless. Will someone who is having sex please post a question or a poll or a story or some goddamn thing about it, please? You married people are excused from my entreaty b/c I know you don't have sex anymore.

Seriously, help a girl out. If y'all don't post about sex, I'm just going to keep posting bad American Idol haikus:

Guest star Elton John
Someone save my life tonight
Don't vote for Red John!

I suppose I am the proper vehicle for this transition from sock to cock.

Carry on.