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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I had a cabbie last week criticize my cell phone manners.
We got to the destination and he turned around and said "You think you big man, saying 'fuck fuck fuck', beeeg man." I thought for a second, "Who's this asshole to criticize me for how I talk on the phone?" But then I thought, "This guy has brass balls... he's risking no tip at all to tell me I'm being a boorish dick." So I tipped him well and sheepishly said "You're right, buddy."
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Try and tell them which route to take. "You think you know city better than me? I have 4 degrees. FOUR degrees! I am probably more educated than you!"
Of course this pissed me off so I responded with the obvious "so what the fuck are you doing driving a cab?"
Take the route that I want to take, assfuck.
