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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
If he was just trying to prove his superior, lawyer-like knowledge, then he did the right thing.
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I pulled this only once. Some assclown taxi driver in Montreal drove me all over the city for half an hour racking up fare and pretending not to understand English, when the destination was ten minutes away. He then ended the ride in a dark, deserted parking lot next to a stadium and told me in broken French to get out and walk to where I needed to go, thereby getting raped and killed before I got to my destination if I wouldn't pay the full fare. I told him in English that if I wasn't safely where I was supposed to be in five minutes flat I would take his fucking house, have his fucking company shut down, and be glad to see their goons doubtless break every fucking bone in his body for it and leave him in a similar deserted parking lot to die.
I was at my restaurant in 3 minutes flat, and have never pulled the assholey lawyer card before or since.
