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Reality Check
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I went to teamo.com by accident is a real weird coincidence. check it.
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How come they don't have similar services for mail order grooms, or do they? If i could get a hot beyotch i could order around and he'd run my errands and iron my clothes, i'd get a mail order groom. It wouldn't be so bad. I've long said "I need a wife"--they're just aren't enough hours in the day to get my sundry shit done. I jsut have to buy him some American blue jeans and a 10 year old honda civic and some Elvis Presley CDs and he'll be happy as a clam. I'm really liking this idea.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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