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Originally posted by sunnybunny
How come they don't have similar services for mail order grooms, or do they? If i could get a hot beyotch i could order around and he'd run my errands and iron my clothes, i'd get a mail order groom. It wouldn't be so bad. I've long said "I need a wife"--they're just aren't enough hours in the day to get my sundry shit done. I jsut have to buy him some American blue jeans and a 10 year old honda civic and some Elvis Presley CDs and he'll be happy as a clam. I'm really liking this idea.
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Take out a personal ad for a "houseboy" or "live-in slave." It's virtually certain that you will get responses.
Be prepared, however, to increase the creepiness-factor of your life exponentially.
(For those wondering how I might know about this sort of stuff, remember that I've lived in San Francisco for a long, long time. They teach this kinda shit in preschool here.)
