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Reality Check
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Take out a personal ad for a "houseboy" or "live-in slave." It's virtually certain that you will get responses.
Be prepared, however, to increase the creepiness-factor of your life exponentially.
(For those wondering how I might know about this sort of stuff, remember that I've lived in San Francisco for a long, long time. They teach this kinda shit in preschool here.)
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No, no...you just get that shit when you go domestic. You need an import whose like got a medical degree but can't afford to live in Russia or something. one of hte barns where I keep one of my horses (gawd, that sounds obnxious) we have a stable hand who cleans stalls for something like $750/week/house who is a vet in his third world country homeland but came here because his quality of life is better.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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