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3000 dead in a flippin train accident?
Let the conspiracy theories start here. Did the villagers see the emperor getting whipped by a dominatrix when his train passed through?
Was this a don't-talk-back psycho-boy sign from China?
b/c I hope none of you believe in mere coincidences, like 2 perfectly explosive trains crashing only a few hours after the world's most feared and hated psychopath passes through the station.
Was there a pit stop so he could visit his Aunt Emma? Maybe a hit? If so, get out your hard hats and hit the fallout shelters, this could be the big one.
Hell(been nice knowing ya's, see y'alls in small town Nebraska after the war)o
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Man, back in the day, you used to love getting flushed, you'd be all like 'Flush me J! Flush me!' And I'd be like 'Nawww'
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