Typing Monkeys Don't Write Shakespeare
By JILL LAWLESS, Associated Press Writer
"LONDON - Give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, the theory goes, and they will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare.
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Give six monkeys one computer for a month, and they will produce a mess.
Researchers at Plymouth University in England reported this week that primates left alone with a computer attacked the machine and failed to produce a single word.
"They pressed a lot of S's," researcher Mike Phillips said Friday. "Obviously, English isn't their first language." "
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With such a smart research plan, I'd rather associate with the monkeys than the researchers.
