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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Oh. I thought I just couldn't hear you because of the sound-absorbing Texas big hair, SUV crunching minis, everyone shooting off their guns, whooping it up whenever a Clint Black lookalike walks by, constant mooing of the cattle over the corny "my-dog-done-got-shot" country music and last but not least, those unbelievably stupid accents youse got down there.
TM
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Aside from noting that SUVs crunch minis, not vice versa, I won't quibble with you. Though the change in your story from me being un-understandable because of my mouth being full(and given your slutty life, I'd think you'd be used to interpreting what women are mumbling when their mouths are sort of occupied but not very full) to me being un-understandable because of ambient noise makes your excuses kind of suspect. It reminds me of that old saw about the rancher shooting the neighbor's dog:
"Your honor, my client the rancher was not there when the dog was shot. If he was there, he did not have a shotgun with him. If he did have his shotgun with him, it was non-functional. If it was functional, his eyes are so bad that he's incapable of aiming. If his eyes are fine, he just winged the dog. If he didn't just wing the dog, he was justified in shooting it because it was on his land." Etc.
