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ThurgreedMarshall
That is an excellent list. I decided to make it a poll.
ADD to the following list. You can confine your additions to things you have learned about this board and its posters or general things (like in the list).
Thurgreed's addendum (general):
1. The ratio of funny male comics to funny female comics is like 10:1.
2. Rich people are generally the cheapest people around.
3. It is almost impossible to be in a bad mood if you have an ice cream cone.
4. Although most people are generally stupid, the collective intelligence of a room with a significant amount of people when it comes to trivia is almost always impressive.
5. Lawyers are no more slimy than politicians, brokers (Wall Street and Real Estate), journalists and executives of large public companies.
6. If you have no idea, say, "I'll look into that" or "I'll get back to you" or "Interesting."
7. If you have no idea, do not say, "Uhhhhhhh."
8. Debt is bad.
9. There is almost no reality in "reality tv."
10. If someone has done something other people enjoy, they want credit no matter what they say or how humble they act.
10A. Paigow is nuts.
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11. There is NO such thing as a
cheap date.
12. Never bet on your favorite team.
13. A drug dealer that says "I'll be there in Five Minutes" is lying.
14. Find me the most beautiful woman on the planet and I'll find you some dude who's tired of sleeping with her.
15. The last stragglers of the evening that close out the bar tab ALWAYS get fucked.
