04-28-2004, 11:11 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally posted by Not Me
I require 3 months of consistent dating including many nice restaurant dates (entrees ~ $30 + >$60 bottle of wine) and presents and long discussions about who you are, what your life has been like and where you want your life to be in a few years, etc. During that 3 month period, I will let you feel my awesome breasts and maybe even suck them if I am in the mood. You can also rub my cooter through my clothes. I will rub yours through your clothes for about 2 strokes but that is it.
If after 3 months you haven't done anything to displease me, then you can see me naked. Timeline from that point on all depends on how much favor you curry with me.
Man must be attractive, extremely intelligent, in good shape, very well educated, have a sense of humor that comports with mine, and financially successful to qualify for this 3 month trial period. If you do not meet these criteria, you will not even be looked at twice by me as a potential b/f. I may be your friend if you are funny, though.
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O.K., I'll just say it so we can get it over with and move on.
That is so hot.
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