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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
QUALIFIER:
I wasn't freaked out because I have some fear of gay folks being sexual predators. I'm not homphobic. I do, however, have an intense fear of secret admirers and people who'd leave anonymous letters asking for dates.
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Which is why you concerned about the "KY jelly slick on your ass"? 'Cause we all know predatory chicks are looking to do guys in the butt all the time.
On the bigger picture, though, I felt pretty good the night I went out with a group of folks (about half men/half women). One guy kept staring over at us. The women were convinced he was staring at one of them. I was convinced he was checking me out. Proved my take on the situation when I walked out 15 seconds ahead of the rest of the group, and his eyes followed me right out the door, leaving the women in the group cursing their defective gaydar.