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Originally posted by Not Bob
It's like the opposing lawyer I had in a hearing the other day -- he got all torqued about the fact that I called it a "bond" instead of a "surbordinated debenture." The newly-appointed hot chick judge laughed when I said that that sounded a little too kinky for me, and I knew I had beaten that bow-tie wearing, law review-editing, Harvard-educated tool like a red-headed step-child. Then the hot judge and I had sex on her bench (after I came in chambers, if you know what I mean), followed by a round of Knob Creek at the club (the real club, not the one those pretentious strivers who drive entry-level BMWs and Minis belong to).
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That story just gave Sebastian an erection.
Except for the part about sex with the judge.
