This would have been better if I could have posted it earlier, but alas... (you know the rest).
Here's an e-mail joke I received today (among a list of many, most of which are of questionable taste, so I won't post them here) that fits in nicely with the discussion of late:
- What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Here are a few that the folks at home might enjoy:
- What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
And as a special shout-out to Penske (we hardly knew ye):
- Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
Because Janet Reno is her real father.
Thank you, thank you... So..., I just flew in from NY, and boy are my arms tired!
