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Reality TV
Having skipped much of the Friends finale (boring) in favor of Extreme Makeover Home Edition (semi-annoying but watchable) and the NBA, I have a spinoff suggestion for the networks.
I want to see Extreme Makeover, Job Edition. They can start with me and send in a team of crack contract litigators to clean up the boring shit that is currently clogging my desk and in box. Then, marketing experts will assist in making a move to client work that is actually enjoyable and profitable at the same time.
Or, failing that, they can blow the rest of the budget on tuition to get me into film school or something.
ABC, you listening?
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"All it made me want to do was buy a pound of asparagus and Ex Lax. I've always been fascinated by science type stuff." -- S.D.
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