Here's a question. I've never heard it discussed, but it has to have been at some point.
Why don't hockey teams hire a gigantic fattie -- how about that black sumo wrestler, Emanuel Yarbrough -- and just plop him in front of the goal? All he would have to do is move his arm here and there to stop shots from entering the 6 inches of open net. Not Bob? GWNC? Bueller? Anyone? It would be the equivalent of Manute Bol in the NBA or Eddie Gaedel in baseball.
Look at this picture. Look at it! Don't turn away! LOOK!
I need to know why this couldn't work.
Thurgreed(and that kid E/O saw on tv would have a bright future and his parents would be praised for doing what it took to make him a success)Marshall