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Originally posted by mmm3587
dtb, please. Inside the quotation marks! This is America! And, my dear, I can assure you that I understand all grammar rules. Your lust for me is well-founded, and our babies will be beautiful, use perfect grammar and punctuation, and be great lovers.[1] But I think that all the proles here still appreciate your recititation of grammar rules, so keep it up. Maybe they won't be proles anymore if they get some book-learnin'.[2]

[1] Please note use of the comma following the penultimate item in order to make conjunctive nature of penultimate item easier to read. This is a permissible use, and, for clarity's sake, I depart from my personal standard of omitting the penultimate comma in such cases.

[2] Please note intentional use of slang to belittle said proles.

Well, all I can say to that is, "whew !"