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paigowprincess
Why dont you just connect the dots yourself and write your own inside story behind the inside joke? Really, its the only fun an out of the looper can have with these pithy posts,

One night, Slave was out on the town with a bumch of his GA bitches including Lady Greediva and a couple of others. After having about twenty Johnny Blues he decided to take two of the lucky winners home for one of his world renowned threesomes. He decided that the ladies with the stillettos would probably be the sluttiest and thus most likely to engage in said threeway. When he and the ladies, including Lady G, got back to the Slave Chamber, he had a little trouble getting aroused, suffering from a malaise known by SD as "whiskey dick". Slave might call it "coke dick" and Atticus might call it "bed shitter dick", but I digres.s. So Greediva, in her infinte wisome, dug into her bag o tricks and plopped on a cockring. Well, it wasnt reall a cock ring, but the silver loop for the big toe from her manolos, which of course fit slave perfectly. after the other lady rubbed her shoes on slave's dick , he was able to get a little bit of an erection, and Lady G slipped the silver toe/cock ring on, and the threesome was on.
Slave came in the toe ring less manolo and they all lived happily ever after until the two ladies woke up with a nasty case of razor burn all over their bodies. The shoe was really scratched up too.

The End.

Is this the best flame your addled, sweet head can come up with? Oh, how the mighty have fallen.