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Originally posted by purse junkie
You poor fool. Only depressed ex-cheerleaders who have gone to pot after having their kids and wistfully recall their "I dated the high school quarterback" days as the highlight of their empty pedestrian lives really like football outside of playoff season. How else can you explain the allure of watching a bunch of fat guys in ugly padding grab each other's asses, lumber into each other, and fall over for 2 hours?
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Baseball is almost as dull as golf, and golf is unwatchable. God bless steroids.
Watching a pitchers duel is like watching a chess championship. People will tell you it was really cool becuase they think that makes them sound cerebral, but they were daydreaming about whether a baboon or a black bear would win in a cage match, or what the little brunette in the Vic Secret catalog looks like naked, just like you.
