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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
There are a lot easier ways to kill the neighbor's dog. I prefer the "Oops I changed the antifreeze in my car and left it outside where the dog could get to it" method.
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It'd be a lot better if we could kill the neighbor instead.
I was standing in line at Starbusk's this morning, waiting a half an hour or so for a coffee, thinking "Sheet, the whole 'dignity of humanity' thing is dead wrong." Its hard not to think Salinger hit the nail on the head when the chick next to you is yammering about how she's going to meet the man of her dreams at the Princeton in Avalon this Summer and the bevy of paralegals behind you is discussing bear claws and which potato salad they'll be bringing to the block party this memorial day. All I needed was a conversation about bingo or two 26 year olds discussing hot stock tips and I would have had a trifecta.
