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To RT, with love
So, the not-so-smart-or-career-oriented mountainbike racer I used to date (I'm getting wet just thinking of his legs) recently relocated from his two bedroom condo in the boondoggles of Virginny to his homeland of Dallas Texas. He was able to sell his tiny condo thirty miles outside of DC and get a house on a quarter acre with Brazilian CHerry floors, a beautiful kitchen with granite counter, marble backsplash tile and slate floor, built in bar, fireplaces, you get the picture....which he bought for 45k less than what he got for the condo. How is this possible? I thought Dallas was a big city? I'm so depressed. HOw did the DC housing market get so out of control and it's still no where near NYC. RT, you must live in a mansion. When are we having the FB house party at RT's?
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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