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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Close, but no cigar.
At any rate, stop being so elitist. Some people enjoy working on their own property.
Ah, who am I kidding? My wife is a cheapskate and won't pay to have others do suc h work, especially when her father, who owns a construction company, is always willing to help for free. The catch is that I also have to help for free. Ugh.
At least she's always willing to give me a couple nice massages after she forces me to engage in heavy physical labor.
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Lily pond? I briefly thought about putting one in my back yard this weekend, and then decided that I'd rather get drunk. I think it was a good choice, though I did make some decisions while drunk that in retrospect may not have been wise.
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