I thought we had seen a quantum leap forward in socking technology with Lawtalkers' introduction of a "log out" button and the ability to reuse the same Hotmail account to verify a valid address.
I never imagined it would be possible for a right-wing parody sock to actually become corporeal, incarnate, and, indeed,
tenured at Boalt.
- First, we need to impress upon the Boalt community that a new day is dawning. Unfortunately, sleep deprivation will have diminished returns on our students, since they already are inured to the procedure from one too many cram sessions. If we are to undo years of liberal indoctrination at Cal, we must employ some of the tactics we refined in Afghanistan and Iraq. Since their hormones are raging anyway, I suggest a rigorous application of the more erotic punishments that have worked so well for us overseas. We could even tailor the humiliation to the curriculum; anyone who fails to recall the substance of Antonin Scalia's dissent in the recent sodomy ruling, for example, won't make the same mistake again after we school them in the art of anal violation.
"School them in the art of anal violation"? This guy sounds way cool. Now I
really wish I'd gotten into Boalt.
