Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
1. Congratulations!

2. We look forward, someday, when the time is right, to seeing you on the Mom's and Dad's board.

1. Why are you congratulating paigow about the pigs?

2. Ease up. Her black book isn't even cold yet and you've already got her buying Luvs.

[spookyfish]

Now it's been difficult to keep track of the many loves of paigowprincess, but inquiring minds must know:

1. Did the blowjob camel find a permanent oasis, or was he sent off to wander for 40 years in the desert?

2. Did you finally tell yourself "this guy has everything I want, I can learn to live with the Masshole accent. . . "

3. Philippoussis came available and you snapped him up.

4. None of the above.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by purse junkie
What does marriage have to do with parenthood?

I think I speak for G3 when I say, "whiff."

Best wishes, paigow. May you find every happiness of married life.

[Not Bob]

US Pilot Fined For Gesture in Brazil (spree: it's yahoo, dude)

The offending picture cracks me up:

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Congratulations* -- is this the guy with the accent? Or the sparks/chemistry boy? Or the cognitive minority dude? Or chris?

JRUSS?

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
But a dog's got personality. And personality goes along ways.

Actually, it is the having of eyebrows and the ability to express emotion and show personality that gets doggies through the door. I bet piggies have personality too -- but they cannot express it in their faces so we don't know it.

As George Carlin once said, this is why cats get the bum rap about being cold and heartless -- no eyebrows to express themselves, just a bunch of weird shit sticking out over their eyes.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
May you find every happiness of married life.

If we didn't already know you were a lawyer ...

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
2) I got engaged last night.

Will men never learn? How far away does he live? How many other women is he seeing to distract him from you?

Originally posted by spookyfish
Now it's been difficult to keep track of the many loves of paigowprincess, but inquiring minds must know:

1. Did the blowjob camel find a permanent oasis, or was he sent off to wander for 40 years in the desert?

2. Did you finally tell yourself "this guy has everything I want, I can learn to live with the Masshole accent. . . "

3. Philippoussis came available and you snapped him up.

4. None of the above.

none of the above. though it appears phillippoussis and tara reid are kaput and if he came my way, I might pull a Mrs Jerry Seinfeld.

Originally posted by LessinSF
Will men never learn? How far away does he live? How many other women is he seeing to distract him from you?

there, there, less. I knew you would take this the hardest. but if it makes you feel any better, you never had a shot anyway. spittle is a turnoff, I dont care what the porn flicks show, the ladies dont like it in real life.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
1. Why are you congratulating paigow about the pigs?

2. Ease up. Her black book isn't even cold yet and you've already got her buying Luvs.

1. The pigs are now free! That is a good thing. I hope some of them got very far away (and, by the way, they are smarter than dogs).

2. Eased up. Good things come in time. But, based on input from my etiquitte coach (thanks Atticus!), may I revise my prior Congratulations to a "Best Wishes."

[evenodds]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Will men never learn? How far away does he live? How many other women is he seeing to distract him from you?

Now that is the FB love.

Newbies aspire to such warm affection from regulars.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I hope some of them got very far away

. . . only to die when eaten by the starving minks set "free" by PETA.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Excuse me, but are you calling me a bitch?

Not at all, muffin. It's more an issue of tigress v. doormat. Of course if you want to be walked all over and then thrown aside whenever a more assertive kitty calls, then I won't try to stop you.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No shit. That's why I said "while his duties are different now..."

Well then I guess I don't need to point out that your carveout swallows your point.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The Nets don't have even close to the amount of talent that the Pacers did/do. Jermaine O'Neal can play against Shaq and Duncan.

Maybe now he can. But he's only recently come into his own. But playing with them doesn't mean shit in the playoffs. Much like paigow, he can stop neither one from having their way with him.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No, I don't think they could have beaten the Lakers, but I think they could take the Spurs.

Wrong. If you recall, the Spurs beat the Lakers. They were a better team.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Their 9-5 against the West. The only other team with a better record vs. the West is Sacramento, who is also the only other team with a better overall record.

Don't give me regular season win/loss analysis. It's a different season once the playoffs start and the Pacers, with the head coach of your choice, would have taken one game, maybe two from the Lakers or the Spurs in the finals.

TM