Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
wedding humor

I believe I ran into this issue a couple years back when I consulted Miss Manners' Weddings for a delicate etiquette issue (can I tell people who invite their small children to my wedding to screw off?), and she was very unhappy with the idea of people using toasts, etc. to joke, even rather gently, about the bride/groom because of the mortification potential.

I have heard a few "Wow, has s/he been around the block a lot!" toasts, which did not go over well with naive relatives who took the assumption of nonvirginity as a horrid insult.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, its clearly inaccurate. I told me most people like me and it told you that your were attractive.

I started the process by filling in the first screen. Who I am. What I like. How to reach me. All marketing crap. Then, I hit enter, and it came back saying I had skipped my zip code. So I filled that in, and hit enter. Of course, the two password blanks had turned blank again, and so it came back and said to fill in my password. So I did, and hit enter. Then it told me that my e-mail already existed in its databank, and so I should use the OLD password, and I changed it. It popped back up, pointing out that I had to fill in both password blanks. So I did, and I hit enter. Then it told me that I was detail-oriented and believed in getting things done right. Uh huh.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by purse junkie

I have heard a few "Wow, has s/he been around the block a lot!" toasts, which did not go over well with naive relatives who took the assumption of nonvirginity as a horrid insult.

When budweiser is using such toasts to sell it's beer, you know they're not appropriate at a wedding.

Chix wrestling in mud, on the other hand, is always appropriate, at a wedding or otherwise.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by purse junkie
I believe I ran into this issue a couple years back when I consulted Miss Manners' Weddings for a delicate etiquette issue (can I tell people who invite their small children to my wedding to screw off?), and she was very unhappy with the idea of people using toasts, etc. to joke, even rather gently, about the bride/groom because of the mortification potential.

I have heard a few "Wow, has s/he been around the block a lot!" toasts, which did not go over well with naive relatives who took the assumption of nonvirginity as a horrid insult.

I know an idiot who made several poorly veiled references to taking various drugs at Dead shows with the groom in front of the bride's family, despite the fact that bride's brother and father were both superconservative midwestern lifelong military men, dressed in uniform. The groom turned purple and nearly killed the best man. I think it actually fucked up their friendship pretty badly.

I had a Catholic wedding because I was born a member of that ridiculous cult, but I eliminated the mass and all other silly observances that most Catholics rudely put their guests through. Some of my meddling relatives were peeved, but I told them if they had a problem, they could raise it with my atheist father in law who paid for the wedding and is 6'4 and wrestled and played rugby in college. Seemed to shut them up.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Since we have done a test.

Here's a good one. What is your personality?

Anne, you're an Observer!

That means you're one of the more kind-hearted people around. You are unusually intuitive, and you probably understand yourself, as well as others. That also means you're a good mediator — though you may prefer to spend more quiet time on your own than most.

Because of the self-knowledge you already possess, you are better equipped than many to steer your life in the right direction. Understanding more about the components of your personality will reveal unique information that even people like you might not realize. And the better you know yourself, the more confident you'll be making decisions that affect your life.


No surprises there.

[dtb]

Originally posted by purse junkie
WTF is with her endless white satin gloves look, no matter what else (inevitably ugly) she's wearing? Does she have hideously gnarled hands or something? Or just no sense?

Someone's probably already answered this, but I think it's because she's an incredible germophobe. Like, it's a really big deal for her to take her gloves off when she's on Leno or something like that.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I think these tests just suck up to you.

They should not give you your age in minutes. That made me feel really old.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by purse junkie
nonvirginity as insult.

My God, I hope, errr... I EXPECT, that my daughter will have sown her oats before her wedding. I'd be terribly upset if any of my kids didn't get their ya yas out before settling down. And I'd be appalled if anyone thought my family so provincial and parochial that my daughter might be a virgin on her wedding day.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I EXPECT, that my daughter will have sown her oats before her wedding.

I'm thinking that's not the appropriate metaphor. Perhaps it's just me, but perhaps her field should be plowed, or something.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
And I'd be appalled if anyone thought my family so provincial and parochial that my daughter might be a virgin on her wedding day.

Well, you're *never* going to be able to trade her for a flock of sheep with that attitude, bub.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I'm thinking that's not the appropriate metaphor. Perhaps it's just me, but perhaps her field should be plowed, or something.

Sex metaphor timmy.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sex metaphor timmy.

Maybe he's a farming timmy.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My God, I hope, errr... I EXPECT, that my daughter will have sown her oats before her wedding. I'd be terribly upset if any of my kids didn't get their ya yas out before settling down. And I'd be appalled if anyone thought my family so provincial and parochial that my daughter might be a virgin on her wedding day.

I'm just wondering about The Speech some poor kid will get from Mr. Dangerfield while waiting for his date to come downstairs. But I'm sure sebby's daughter will be hot, so that should make it worthwhile.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Maybe he's a farming timmy.

Nah. Oats are sown.

But I'll be a sebby timmy, too: what happened to not having kids? I thought you were going to be a cat without kittens?

[dtb]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I'm thinking Julian Sands.

Or that Dragoon dude from "The Patriot"

Not sure who the dragoon dude is, but if it's this guy, there's a small problem, in that he's already Lucius Malfoy...





(I am embarrassingly well-versed in all things Harry Potter...)**






**As if I needed to add to my Dorkorama c.v.


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