Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
in the back, a muscle spasm might suffice. particularly if someone were in the upper back.

Is this the rated X version of getting your braces caught on the other person's?

I can see where this scene goes directly from fingercuffs to rodeo.

[john123]

Originally posted by evenodds
Our sock entries this afternoon are:

Penske as Yanks in 9!
http://205.214.94.186/forums/showthr...5481#post95481

Berry Hunter as Grr8whitesouthchick
http://205.214.94.186/forums/showthr...5509#post95509

As an oldskooler of the first order and a survivor of the great SKEK Wars of last millenium, I find this latest incident of Leninistic stalinism to be quite disconcerto.

Queries:

1. What is the standard other than arbitrary and capricioso? And why is a relative newber sourpuss like TM the arbiter of such standard?

2. Is the Berry Hunter you refer to above, the original Berry Hunter or the post-eBay Berry Hunter?

3. Is the Penske you refer to above "Penske Account" "penske account" or "Penske Material"? All three seem to be members and in the past there have been allegations that penske account and Penske Material are socks? Are they?

4. If two posters are in the same office space and coming from the same IP address nay different compunuters is it possible for you to ascertain which is which? I.e. if Berry Hunter and Paigow work in the same office can you really tell if it is two different people from one same IP address or just one person?

5. Given the proliferation of confusingly similar socks for both the original SlaveNoMore aka Slave Once Again fka Seventhyearslave fka sixthyearslave fka fifthyearslave fka fourthyearslave and the original Penske Account, shouldn't these socks be flipped or is it possible that it is impossible to flip these socks due to multiple GAs at each such original posters location?

Enquiring old skoolers want to be skooled.

john123

He said, I [am] the voice of one crying in the wilderness, Make straight the way of the Lord, as said the prophet Esaias.

[Atticus Grinch]

Answering a ringing cell phone while pumping gas probably didn't cause that gas station fire in NY. It remains true, however, that answering a cell phone while pumping gas will make you look like a self-satisfied asshole. (Hi, PLF!)

[evenodds]

Originally posted by john123
As an oldskooler of the first order and a survivor of the great SKEK Wars of last millenium, I find this latest incident of Leninistic stalinism to be quite disconcerto.

Queries:

1. What is the standard other than arbitrary and capricioso? And why is a relative newber sourpuss like TM the arbiter of such standard?

2. Is the Berry Hunter you refer to above, the original Berry Hunter or the post-eBay Berry Hunter?

3. Is the Penske you refer to above "Penske Account" "penske account" or "Penske Material"? All three seem to be members and in the past there have been allegations that penske account and Penske Material are socks? Are they?

4. If two posters are in the same office space and coming from the same IP address nay different compunuters is it possible for you to ascertain which is which? I.e. if Berry Hunter and Paigow work in the same office can you really tell if it is two different people from one same IP address or just one person?

5. Given the proliferation of confusingly similar socks for both the original SlaveNoMore aka Slave Once Again fka Seventhyearslave fka sixthyearslave fka fifthyearslave fka fourthyearslave and the original Penske Account, shouldn't these socks be flipped or is it possible that it is impossible to flip these socks due to multiple GAs at each such original posters location?

Enquiring old skoolers want to be skooled.

john123

He said, I [am] the voice of one crying in the wilderness, Make straight the way of the Lord, as said the prophet Esaias.

Shut it, Penske.

[Penske Material]

Originally posted by evenodds
Shut it, Penske.

Which one?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't think things got stuck in the movie. How would that happen?

Dude, in case you don't realize this, the mouth is connected to the anus by one long tube (esophagus, stomach, small bowel, large bowel, rectum, anus). If you plug both ends of a tube with airtight plugs and attempt to remover the plugs, if the tube is extensible, you increase its volume without increaseing the mass of the substance inside and this creates a vacuum. That is the finger cuff principle.

Of course, that only works if there are air-tight seal around the plugs. If your dick is smaller than her mouth, all she has to do is open her mouth to break the seal.

[LessinSF]

Olsen frogs got rhinoplasty:

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Olsen frogs got rhinoplasty:

Ashley is definitely the cuter one.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Ashley is definitely the cuter one.

I am disgusted that you know which is which.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
The problem with fucking someone who is living close by is that you will eventually be living close by to someone you used to fuck.

Originally posted by AnotherSarcasticSock
Like being married.

Keyboard. Diet Dr. Pepper. Must call IT.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large

I am disgusted that [slave] know[s] which [olsen twin] is which.

You're thinking of prima's taste in women, not slave's.

Slave just remembers the sitcom.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Diet Dr. Pepper.

TMI

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I am disgusted that you know which is which.

Then you will probably also be disgusted to learn that the pics made ABBA oddly moist.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Answering a ringing cell phone while pumping gas probably didn't cause that gas station fire in NY. It remains true, however, that answering a cell phone while pumping gas will make you look like a self-satisfied asshole. (Hi, PLF!)

It's better than missing a call, possibly from someone who wants to buy your last pair of dog-shit Madonna Floor Seats for the Arrowhead Pond.

One pair of Madonna tickets, floor seats available, Arrowhead Pond, Anaheim, CA, June 2. Asking well below face value (which sadly is $640/pair).

Thank god I got rid of my other 7 pair without too much damage.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Answering a ringing cell phone while pumping gas probably didn't cause that gas station fire in NY. It remains true, however, that answering a cell phone while pumping gas will make you look like a self-satisfied asshole. (Hi, PLF!)

Hi, Atticus!