Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Wait 6 months. It'll be cool in Minnesota then.

Or start using it now and you'll be a beeg beeg trendsetter.

I am having a difficult time with your implicit conclusion that MR and ABBA are trendsetters.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
ha. a friend's ex dances at some clubs around town here. he is decidedly gay. and, if the rumors are true, not overly discriminating in who he will take home if the price is right. squick.

Discriminatist. How would you feel if you had to rely on the not overly discriminating?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I am having a difficult time with your implicit conclusion that MR and ABBA are trendsetters.

I know. Ironic, isn't it?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Well goddamnit it's not our fault that women are sexy when naked and men look like goofballs.

Heh. Friend of mine went to amateur night at a male strip club once, and as one would guess, there was a guy on stage wearing a cowboy get-up. Takes of the hat, takes off the shirt, unbuttons the jeans and pulls them down (he's commando). Can't get the jeans over his boots. Does a little hopping thing, nearly falling over. Ends up having to sit down on the edge of the stage to pull the jeans-tangled boots off of his feet. I don't think he was really expecting laughter to be the main reaction to his debut as a stripper. He got a lot of sympathy tips.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It would be a good name for your wife, too. If she were Not Unaware, maybe you could get her and the check-out girl together.

Though, Charlie perfume is truly nasty.

Please. As you well know, threesomes ain't my thing. Latex apparently is.

All kidding aside, my wife feels the way that PJ does about strip clubs. And she (PJ, not my wife) made some good points about double-standards, too -- maybe the married/committed men of the FB are exceptionally free-thinking, and none of them have a problem with having their special lay-dees get a lap dance (which is, as I understand it, what the kids at Podunkville High used to call a "dry humping") from an oiled muscleman with a large penis.

Wonderful. But a lot of the male lawyers I know around here embrace the double-standard like it was Cookie the Piggly-Wiggly check-out girl. They have no problem heading to the local version of the Bada-Bing club, but freak about the fact that their wife/girlfriend/whatever watches Sex and the City. Maybe it's just because we're so provincial out here.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan


Worth $128, yes or no? (I can't find a better picture.)

Based on that picture, no. Not worth $1.28.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Please. As you well know, threesomes ain't my thing. Latex apparently is.

All kidding aside, my wife feels the way that PJ does about strip clubs. And she (PJ, not my wife) made some good points about double-standards, too -- maybe the married/committed men of the FB are exceptionally free-thinking, and none of them have a problem with having their special lay-dees get a lap dance (which is, as I understand it, what the kids at Podunkville High used to call a "dry humping") from an oiled muscleman with a large penis.

Wonderful. But a lot of the male lawyers I know around here embrace the double-standard like it was Cookie the Piggly-Wiggly check-out girl. They have no problem heading to the local version of the Bada-Bing club, but freak about the fact that their wife/girlfriend/whatever watches Sex and the City. Maybe it's just because we're so provincial out here.

Those guys deserve to have wives that think sex is dirty and should be done only for procreation.

What sad, vicious circles result from men with virgin/whore complexes and the women who love them.

ETA "and the women who love them"

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I assume you have a double standard and only want to lick the rims of two women. Maybe you should try asking her if SD can join you, you sexist piece of shit.

TM

Good idea.

SD - you interested in a little threesome and perhaps even a little wife-swapping?

[notcasesensitive]

Level 9 of Collapse is really fucking hard. Fuck.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I am having a difficult time with your implicit conclusion that MR and ABBA are trendsetters.

You are such an arrogant prick. But I appreciate that you used all caps for my name, which shows that you respect me. And, of course, I like arrogant pricks.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Good idea.

SD - you interested in a little threesome and perhaps even a little wife-swapping?

Depends on whether I have to eat your wife's ass out.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Those guys deserve to have wives that think sex is dirty and should be done only for procreation.

That may be true. However, plenty of people have built successful marriages/LTRs/fuck-neighbor arrangements around the convenient mutual delusion that sexual hunger is something a man wears on his sleeve, but which is awakened in a woman only by a particular man. While deep down every thinking person, man or woman, knows this is horseshit, it is nevertheless something that some women continue to foster for their own purposes, and which men continue to want to believe. It works for them because it is one of the sexier ways to deal with a crippling fear of cuckoldry.

I can assure you that the presence or absence of this mutual delusion has no limiting impact whatsoever on the potential for banshee-like sex.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Can we please move on?

Let's talk about something else. Someone post a ridiculous problem please.

One of my cats has been missing now for over a week. I checked the pound during lunch and he was not there. I'm afraid he is gone for good.

While there, I couldn't resist the urge to check the animals available for adoption. Naturally, I ended up adopting a newcat. He is a 2-year old, 14 lb., shorthaired brown tabby. I am trying to think of a suitable name. "A769418" seems a mouthful and "Big Hairy Pussy" has already been vetoed. They have already taken his picture offline.

Other cats available for adoption can be found here:

http://www.petharbor.com/results.asp...0&shelterlist='HSTN'&where=type_CAT&PAGE=1

(spree: cute kittens that will be destroyed if you don't adopt them)

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Depends on whether I have to eat your wife's ass out.

Only if you want to.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I like arrogant pricks.

Beeg, beeg flowerpleaser.