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05-28-2004, 10:26 AM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Location in Dallas
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Dammit. Now I have to change my location, Wonk. Way to fucking go.
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I wouldn't worry about it. Everything looks bigger in Texas. You're probably just fine.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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05-28-2004, 10:30 AM
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#3587
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Location in Dallassfucking
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Sorry, I haven't evolved. It was a one-time deal pre-Slot C invention.
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Thank god for booze.
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ETA: An excellent day to play hooky. See y'all at the bar!
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Are you propositioning me?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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05-28-2004, 10:31 AM
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#3588
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Location in Dallas
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Good. But I think everyone else here would like to know if you're ready for the train.
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Look, just because you're into that kind of action, doesn't mean every poster on the board has to go out and find a biker gang and a case of tequila to get them in the mood.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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05-28-2004, 10:37 AM
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#3589
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Trapeze Fun
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Originally posted by dtb
Because I know you are all burning with curiosity (although maybe some of you are burning because of something else, I don't know...), I feel honor-bound to share with you my experience on the trapeze.
It was FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!!
I even did two mid-air "catches" on the first try! Yay me!!
It didn't hurt that the guy doing the catching (the catcher?) was so hot, as to knock my riding instructor of the top of my inappropriate crush list. Hubba hubba.
Seriously, it is so much fun. After I did the "release" thing (letting go of my trapeze to be caught by hunky guy) the second time, when I got off the net, I was so pumped with adrenaline, it was like nothing I'd ever experienced.
Wow.
If it weren't for the large bruises on the backs of my legs (as a result of hanging by my knees) and the couple blisters on my hands, I'd do it again today.
As it is, I'll wait until next week. Woo-Hoo!!
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Congrats! You're officially a carnie.
Your hands will automatically shrink and you will begin to smell like cabbage.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-28-2004, 10:46 AM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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AI Finale
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Sorry. I guess I'm an ass-fucking grammar timmy.
(Should there be a dash b/w "fucking" & "grammar"?)
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05-28-2004, 10:49 AM
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#3591
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Trapeze Fun
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Congrats! You're officially a carnie.
Your hands will automatically shrink and you will begin to smell like cabbage.
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These are two kind of random observations, unless by "cabbage" you mean "cabbage soaked in cheap tequila." Small hands? |
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05-28-2004, 10:56 AM
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#3592
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Trapeze Fun
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Originally posted by baltassoc
These are two kind of random observations, unless by "cabbage" you mean "cabbage soaked in cheap tequila." Small hands?
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Stolen from something. Just like this:
"Carnies built this country, the carnival part of it anyway."
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-28-2004, 11:02 AM
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#3593
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Trapeze Fun
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Stolen from something. Just like this:
"Carnies built this country, the carnival part of it anyway."
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Though they may be rat-like in appearance, they are truly kings among men.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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05-28-2004, 11:06 AM
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#3594
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Profound disappointment
I woke up this morning, rolled over and went back to sleep. To my dismay and horror, my alarm went off and the good people of NPR's Morning Edition informed me that today is Friday, not Saturday.
I may have sobbed.
I'll be at the bar with Anne Elk.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-28-2004, 11:12 AM
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#3595
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Werid Dream
I had two weird dreams last night. In the first, I was driving in a car full of blonde-haired German doctors and they wouldn't roll up the windows on my car in the rain and I was crying because I thought they were trying to ruin my car (which, IRL, I already have done through neglect and overuse) and in the second dream I was driving and I was trying to get mail out a maibox that was on a slope (which mine isn't IRL) and my car rolled over and crumpled the roof, but miraculously was driveable afterward, but I was really worried, because I didn't want to file an insurance claim. WHy am I having weird car dreams?
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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05-28-2004, 11:18 AM
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#3596
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Profound disappointment
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
To my dismay and horror, my alarm went off and the good people of NPR's Morning Edition informed me that today is Friday, not Saturday.
I may have sobbed.
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NPR has that effect on me, too. |
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05-28-2004, 11:18 AM
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#3597
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Location in Dallas
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I'm holding the soap for you so you don't drop it. No one wants to see your hairy ass in the air.
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Untrue. Pony Trekker wiped my ass* just the other day.
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05-28-2004, 11:20 AM
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#3598
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Werid Dream
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I had two weird dreams last night. In the first, I was driving in a car full of blonde-haired German doctors and they wouldn't roll up the windows on my car in the rain and I was crying because I thought they were trying to ruin my car (which, IRL, I already have done through neglect and overuse) and in the second dream I was driving and I was trying to get mail out a maibox that was on a slope (which mine isn't IRL) and my car rolled over and crumpled the roof, but miraculously was driveable afterward, but I was really worried, because I didn't want to file an insurance claim. WHy am I having weird car dreams?
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Looks like you subconsciously want to get rear-ended.
Be careful of those germans though. What's kinky to you is vanilla to them.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-28-2004, 11:21 AM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Werid Dream
Hmm, vehicles normally represent your travels in life. They sometimes can represent your body. If you are ill for example, you might dream you are travelling along in a beat up old car. If your life is going smoothly you might dream you are driving in a great convertable with the top down and things are fine. If you are concerned about the direction of your life, but not sure you should be concerned you might, oh, I don't know, dream that you rolled your car but it was ok.
Or, maybe you saw a bad accident or heard about a bad accident and it frightened you.
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05-28-2004, 11:22 AM
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#3600
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Guest
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Trapeze Fun
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Because I know you are all burning with curiosity (although maybe some of you are burning because of something else, I don't know...), I feel honor-bound to share with you my experience on the trapeze.
It was FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!!
I even did two mid-air "catches" on the first try! Yay me!!
It didn't hurt that the guy doing the catching (the catcher?) was so hot, as to knock my riding instructor of the top of my inappropriate crush list. Hubba hubba.
Seriously, it is so much fun. After I did the "release" thing (letting go of my trapeze to be caught by hunky guy) the second time, when I got off the net, I was so pumped with adrenaline, it was like nothing I'd ever experienced.
Wow.
If it weren't for the large bruises on the backs of my legs (as a result of hanging by my knees) and the couple blisters on my hands, I'd do it again today.
As it is, I'll wait until next week. Woo-Hoo!!
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