Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Could mean it's a stupid damn test.

True, but not a whole lot stupider than interpreting dreams.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by tmdiva
You want to please everyone, but sometimes you have trouble remembering yourself.

Not getting enough TCB time?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Can we have more people post what kind of cheese they are? Or, maybe, we can list which songs we like to fuck to. That would rawk.

You, dear sir, are the worst kind of cheese. You are the cheese that was left out of the refrigerator for several days and burrowed into by ants, roaches and various insect larvae. You are moldy, smelly and rank. The sort of cheese that gives all other cheeses, even headcheese, a bad name. Do not darken my doorstep again with your foul half-truths and your cheesey stench. Good day.

Ps. Closer, NIN!!!

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop

You are mozzarella!


You are a shiny, soft, round cheese. You are very imaginative and creative, but you don't like to stand out. You don't mind solitude at times and you love to do art.

Nice, but I was rather hoping for ricotta--is there any dessert more luscious than cannoli?

[AnotherSarcasticSock]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Can we have more people post what kind of cheese they are? Or, maybe, we can list which songs we like to fuck to. That would rawk.

apropos of nothing but my lack of coolness, I heard some song this morning for the first time and I'm pretty sure the lyrics included the line "I want to fuck you like an animal" I was on the way to work and clearly don't want to google that expression for fear of accidentally having http://www.wonkinthebarnyard.com pop up. Was I residually high or is that really a song?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by AnotherSarcasticSock
apropos of nothing but my lack of coolness, I heard some song this morning for the first time and I'm pretty sure the lyrics included the line "I want to fuck you like an animal" I was on the way to work and clearly don't want to google that expression for fear of accidentally having http://www.wonkinthebarnyard.com pop up. Was I residually high or is that really a song?

Closer, NIN*!!!

*for those not as "in the know" as str8, and I'm guessing, Mr. Sarcastic Sock, that you are one of those, NIN is short for Nine Inch Nails. And by the way, the song is from like 1998. You live in a bubble?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Can we have more people post what kind of cheese they are? Or, maybe, we can list which songs we like to fuck to. That would rawk.

I like fucking to Liz Phair

[Dualit]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Or, maybe, we can list which songs we like to fuck to.

With or without chemical enhancements?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Closer, NIN!!!

why do you keep calling everyone a ninny? and using that ridiculous nickname for it?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
why do you keep calling everyone a ninny? and using that ridiculous nickname for it?

She is of the knights that say "NIN!"

[Anne Elk]

Now why didn't we think of this? Spree - article about strip poker on pay per view

WSOP question - anyone know if the guy who overslept the other day ever made it back to the game? I searched without success for the post with the spoiler site link.

[AnotherSarcasticSock]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Closer, NIN*!!!

*for those not as "in the know" as str8, and I'm guessing, Mr. Sarcastic Sock, that you are one of those, NIN is short for Nine Inch Nails. And by the way, the song is from like 1998. You live in a bubble?

I actually knew that NIN stood for Nine Inch Nails. I've had small children (continuously almost) since pre-98 and I'd don't usually listen to the animal fucking station with them in the car. Today I had no children in the car and my iPod is in shop so I listened to the radio.

That said, it sounded like a good song for a hate fuck.

[Not Me]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,121237,00.html

• DETROIT — Authorities in Detroit searched a home Friday looking for clues into the greatest murder mystery in U.S. history — what really happened to Teamsters President Jimmy Hoffa.
  
  After one man confessed to killing Hoffa in 1975 at a Detroit home and following a Fox News investigation determined traces of blood in the house, Oakland County, Mich., investigators ripped up floorboards to do more analysis.
  
  An undetermined amount of material was taken away.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by AnotherSarcasticSock
[blah blah blah]

I care. I bet TM does too.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by purse junkie
--is there any dessert more luscious than cannoli?

PUDDING!!!!!!! i LOVE PUDDING!!!!!!