Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Not Me]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Oh yeah, and my eyes are a much darker shade of brown

I do not have funky yellow eyebrows IRL nor do I have canary yellow hair. The rest is a reasonable approximation. I have a Meg Ryan look, pre her plastic surgical facial overhaul (which was not a good job).

[Not Me]

• Fox deserves a lot of credit for doing the right thing here, GLAAD executive director Joan Garry said.

http://feeds.bignewsnetwork.com/?sid=58c90c26e5975a10

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
and you can't quite yet justify packing it up and going home.

Make a reasonable approximation of yourself in anime.

Me:


(note: you'll have to find a place to host the pic, because it only stays on the creator server for five minutes.)

A wonderful tool, indeed!

Here I am, with "Mongo." She turned 4 last Tuesday.



Stand back, ladies! There's plenty of ol' Gattigap to go around!


-- Gattigap

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Gattigap
A wonderful tool, indeed!

Here I am, with "Mongo." She turned 4 last Tuesday.



Stand back, ladies! There's plenty of ol' Gattigap to go around!


-- Gattigap

You look suspiciously familar gattigap...do you have another sock running around this place?


Here's mine:

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Pretty cool.

that is soooooooooo hot.

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
this girl with the made-up story - and now she seems desperately in search of her own book deal.

Yeah, but if that story is made up, she's a very entertaining writer, and I'd like to read more.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Guess what this map represents. It's nothing political. For the answer, click on the map.



Stolen without shame from Political Animal.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Guess what this map represents.

My anti-drug is dance.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
My anti-drug is dance.

In that case, you'd enjoy my anti-drug. Ecstacy.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I sat behind Jeroen Krabbé at Mass once. I shook his hand. (I considered not washing it, but my distracted use of the Holy Water font on the way out made this a moot point.) The Mass was also attended by a HUGELY recognizable A-list celeb couple, so for the first time in my life, I felt a tinge of sadness for character actors. I exchanged a knowing look with my new intimate, Mr. Krabbé, to let him know that I appreciated his work and wasn't wowed by the much brighter star power five pews up. Now, every time I tell this story I have to look up his name on IMDB --- and not just for spelling.

Anyone else weirdly proud of a minor celeb encounter? Bonus points if you peed on them, or were asked to.

of course, my ex-aunt is c-list becoming b with a bullet, and B+ in Canada. By I put pen to paper here now to mention I recently found out a neighbor, whose children I coached, is a fucking cult kill movie star! From only 1 movie, but still way cool.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I would never try double anal. But if I did, it would be on alas.

As I pointed out on the first dbl. anal string, any guy in a double anal is gay. it doesn't matter what type genital goes with the anus.

Conf to wonk:

a nice old man trims his earhair.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by dtb
Well, I NEVER...

You lousy two-timer.

Oh, dtbaby, you're still the one I fantasize about when I'm at work on federal holidays. You'll just have to leave your fart-joke making foreign-acting husband and his spawn and move to Chicago. I am thinking about picking up a hot tub for the roof deck. Join me there on the next federal holiday?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Me:

there's nothing in skin for "severe acne scars?"

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
[banter]

Pls provide a Memorial Day-themed avatar. I suggest working a saluting hand in to really show off your Photoshop skillz. HTH. Thx.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

My uncle was in Mexico City on business this week and tried to watch U.S. baseball on the local TV:

• ESPN Deportes did show last Wednesday evening's game en vivo, with local announcers handling the satellite feed.
  
  I´m happy to say that the ESPN Deportes announcers were totally mystified by who Ben Affleck was: some washed up, second-string baseball player? The regular 'Baseball Tonight' crew never seem to have provided any specific background, and the Bennifer allusions were lost on them.

Good to know not all of culture is exported, at least not successfully.