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06-01-2004, 05:40 PM
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#3901
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Oooooooh. Good one.
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TM, why is your self portrait so sad? Did you spend the weekend with the Ruysbroecks?
Last edited by robustpuppy; 06-01-2004 at 05:55 PM..
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06-01-2004, 05:40 PM
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#3902
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Oooooooh. Good one.
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You caught me mid-edit. I double clicked and shot a blank. You know how that feels. The difference is that I was alone when I shot my blank and it had nothing to do with sex or booze.
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06-01-2004, 05:43 PM
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#3903
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by AnotherSarcasticSock
Of course you're going to fuck up an apartment by driving a Bobcat in it. Just pick up the beer cans by hand periodically.
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No no. I only use the Shop-Vac and leaf blower in the apartment a la Carl Spackler:
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06-01-2004, 05:45 PM
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#3904
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
In light of the bleak picture of marriage that MR paints here, spinster couldn't be an insult coming from him. Seems more like envy.
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I wasn't aware that I painted a bleak picture of marriage. I guess you're saying that my wife forced me to do this digging shit and that somehow indicates I have an awful marriage.
You'd be making too many assumptions if that's the case.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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06-01-2004, 05:48 PM
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#3905
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I resent this. I do not generally call you fat. Or a spinster. I frequently. however, note that you are way too crazy to fuck. Even with your own dick.
Sorry, I was off on Friday.
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What does fucking me have to do with anything? I have never offered to fuck you. My fuckability is not really related to anything we ever discuss. Except in your mind. In fact, you seem kind of obsessed with fucking people on here.
Which, after RP's excellent point, makes marriage seems not so good for the sex stuff. |
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06-01-2004, 05:53 PM
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#3906
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What does fucking me have to do with anything? I have never offered to fuck you. My fuckability is not really related to anything we ever discuss. Except in your mind. In fact, you seem kind of obsessed with fucking people on here.
Which, after RP's excellent point, makes marriage seems not so good for the sex stuff.
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I wasn't talking about me not fucking you. I was talking about the human race not fucking you.
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06-01-2004, 06:00 PM
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#3907
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I wasn't talking about me not fucking you. I was talking about the human race not fucking you.
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It's still not really pertinent. And you frequently drag yourself into the whole fucking scenario, saying "I wouldn't fuck you with [random people's penises]."
It sounds as though you are trying to make this be the equivalent of a "you need to get laid" with a "you are repulsive" layered on. Both of which are really not such good insults.
Maybe they can have a special upper midwest "Humor and Storytelling: Come Up With A Shred of Originality, Or Abstain" seminar for GAs. |
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06-01-2004, 06:01 PM
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#3908
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Post-Holiday Boredom
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Oooooooh. Good one.
TM
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Wow. I was right. I am prettier than you.
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06-01-2004, 06:02 PM
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#3909
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Wow. I was right. I am prettier than you.
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Uh, then why did you make yourself such an ugly avatar? |
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06-01-2004, 06:03 PM
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#3910
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Which, after RP's excellent point, makes marriage seems not so good for the sex stuff.
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Stories today about marital relations on rented watercraft in the middle of major rivers in Minnesota: 1
Stories today about non-marital relations on rented watercraft in the middle of major rivers in Minnesota: 0
I recognize that it wasn't much of a story as such stories go, but still.
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06-01-2004, 06:03 PM
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#3911
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Post-Holiday Boredom
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's still not really pertinent. And you frequently drag yourself into the whole fucking scenario, saying "I wouldn't fuck you with [random people's penises]."
It sounds as though you are trying to make this be the equivalent of a "you need to get laid" with a "you are repulsive" layered on. Both of which are really not such good insults.
Maybe they can have a special upper midwest "Humor and Storytelling: Come Up With A Shred of Originality, Or Abstain" seminar for GAs.
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I wasn't really trying to insult you. I just wanted to set the record straight. You included me in a list of people who always call you a fat, crazy, spinster. I simply wanted the record to reflect that I generally don't call you either fat or a spinster.
I don't see what you're getting so sensitive about.
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06-01-2004, 06:05 PM
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#3912
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Stories today about marital relations on rented watercraft in the middle of major rivers in Minnesota: 1
Stories today about non-marital relations on rented watercraft in the middle of major rivers in Minnesota: 0
I recognize that it wasn't much of a story as such stories go, but still.
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Boring sex stories kind of ruin the whole sex thing. They are anti-titillating. |
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06-01-2004, 06:05 PM
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#3913
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Maybe they can have a special upper midwest "Humor and Storytelling: Come Up With A Shred of Originality, Or Abstain" seminar for GAs.
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So I can learn clever, Texas insults like "your avatar is ugly?"
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06-01-2004, 06:07 PM
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#3914
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by taxwonk
So I can learn clever, Texas insults like "your avatar is ugly?"
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Wow, your brain even turns amusing stuff into boring stuff. You should be studied. By scientists. And I'm not really from Texas. My essential self was formed elsewhere. |
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06-01-2004, 06:08 PM
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#3915
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Post-Holiday Boredom
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Well that's perfect, seeing that it is impolite to talk with a full mouth.
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That's a generous decription of "full"...
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