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06-02-2004, 12:09 PM
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#3976
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World Ruler
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Isn't it fun? Doesn't it make you want to procreate so you can have this going on at the dinner table?
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Mmmmm, children. When do we eat?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-02-2004, 12:09 PM
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#3977
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Isn't it fun? Doesn't it make you want to procreate so you can have this going on at the dinner table?
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I know I do. And I want a baby like this:
15-month old 55 lb baby.
The shocker here is that he's NOT AMERICAN, but Georgian (old USSR Georgian). See here: http://www.local6.com/news/3367908/detail.html
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-02-2004, 12:10 PM
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#3978
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Just a class for RT
Yes, because I speak geek.
Speaking of being a geek, I've been going through course catalogues for local continuing education departments, art schools, and learning annexes to find a nice summer course to take. I'm leaning towards either an art course (collage, probably, I have a lot of crap that maybe I could turn into art) or a writing course (screenwriting, probably, I have a lot of crap in my head that maybe I could turn into a movie). Though I think that there's a six week wine tasting course at Sur La Table. There's also a kyacking class down at Clear Lake, should I decide not to watch this year's Last Comic Standing.
Poll question:
What course would you take if you had the time?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-02-2004, 12:11 PM
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#3979
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Isn't it fun? Doesn't it make you want to procreate so you can have this going on at the dinner table?
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Great. Now I have this wacked out image in my head of you and MR getting it on at the dinner table. |
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06-02-2004, 12:12 PM
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#3980
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Great. Now I have this wacked out image in my head of you and MR getting it on at the dinner table.
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YOU are an evil bitch.
And we are having sexual congress, not getting it on. |
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06-02-2004, 12:13 PM
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#3981
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I know I do. And I want a baby like this:
15-month old 55 lb baby.
The shocker here is that he's NOT AMERICAN, but Georgian (old USSR Georgian). See here: http://www.local6.com/news/3367908/detail.html
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Hello Thanksgiving.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-02-2004, 12:15 PM
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#3982
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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Post-Holiday Boredom
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I know I do. And I want a baby like this:
15-month old 55 lb baby.
The shocker here is that he's NOT AMERICAN, but Georgian (old USSR Georgian). See here: http://www.local6.com/news/3367908/detail.html
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Someone might point out to the parents that, when considering future additions to the family, a St. Bernard would be both more easily toilet-trained and, pound-for-pound, far cheaper to feed.
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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06-02-2004, 12:16 PM
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#3983
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Just a class for RT
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yes, because I speak geek.
Speaking of being a geek, I've been going through course catalogues for local continuing education departments, art schools, and learning annexes to find a nice summer course to take. I'm leaning towards either an art course (collage, probably, I have a lot of crap that maybe I could turn into art) or a writing course (screenwriting, probably, I have a lot of crap in my head that maybe I could turn into a movie). Though I think that there's a six week wine tasting course at Sur La Table. There's also a kyacking class down at Clear Lake, should I decide not to watch this year's Last Comic Standing.
Poll question:
What course would you take if you had the time?
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Knife work. |
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06-02-2004, 12:17 PM
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#3984
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by purse junkie
Someone might point out to the parents that, when considering future additions to the family, a St. Bernard would be both more easily toilet-trained and, pound-for-pound, far cheaper to feed.
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I'd be careful. That baby can probably kick your ass.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-02-2004, 12:18 PM
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#3985
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Just a class for RT
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Speaking of being a geek, I've been going through course catalogues for local continuing education departments, art schools, and learning annexes to find a nice summer course to take.
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I bet you end up just getting drunk instead.
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06-02-2004, 12:18 PM
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#3986
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Just a class for RT
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Knife work.
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You're crazy! Go get some prozac! No wonder you're a spinster!
(Can you feel the burn?) |
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06-02-2004, 12:19 PM
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#3987
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Just a class for RT
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I bet you end up just getting drunk instead.
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That's why the wine tasting class is looking attractive.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-02-2004, 12:19 PM
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#3988
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Post-Holiday Boredom
Quote:
Originally posted by purse junkie
Someone might point out to the parents that, when considering future additions to the family, a St. Bernard would be both more easily toilet-trained and, pound-for-pound, far cheaper to feed.
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Perhaps, but then he couldn't grow up to take on this kid in the squared circle.
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06-02-2004, 12:23 PM
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#3989
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Just a class for RT
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Poll question:
What course would you take if you had the time?
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(1) Piano
(2) Photography
(3) Rock Climbing
(4) A real art class in which the teacher isn't allowed to mention Pollack or any other abstract bullshit artist.
ETA fuck Rauschenberg too.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 06-02-2004 at 12:26 PM..
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06-02-2004, 12:26 PM
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#3990
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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I'm staying off the streets
So, anyway, after a mysterious kidnapping-type event on Monday night about which I won't bore you, last night I pull into the Burger King drive thru at 10:38 to get my BK veggie burger. There is some wanna be Eminem kid sitting at the menu board before the menu board with the speaker (the one to occupy you while someone else orders). THe yellow hoopty subaru should have been the first sign that I shouldn't have messed with him. AFter 8 (8!) minutes of him starring at the menu board without there being a car in front of him, I gave a quick toot on my horn. He hung his twisted little head around and said "I'm going to teach you patience bitch. Don't you try to rush me. YOu better just go on inside now, cause I ain't moving until you've learned your lesson." at that point I would have probably backed out except he'd created a nice long line of cars behind him. SO i patiently sat there for another 7 minutes until he finally realized that he wasn't getting to eat either and pulled ahead to the menu board with microphone. He sat there for another 5 minutes after he ordered "Number 9 with coke" (how could that possibly take 15 minutes to decide? and then when he pulled up to the window, he sat there for another 6 minutes while the poor woman just stood there baffled. WHen he finally pulled away, he yelled something objectionable that I couldn't quite make out. I don't think I can ever bring myself to go through a take out window again.
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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