Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm on my second one of these. The first lasted 15 years before it got too beat up looking. The clasp busted at 10 years, but I brought it into a Coach store and they fixed ot for free

oh good. would you diagram how to do dbl. anal?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you know, back during the long time i was a lurker, i'd have kind of agreed with you. but since I came out of my shell and posted here, at least 2 male poster have inferred that fucking my mom apparently wasn't such a big time accomplishment. NTSINGTIH.

Sad that they have such low self-image that they think just because your mom fucked them, she's easy. Maybe they should take some kind of self-image improvement class at the local community college.

Or did you mean implied?

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
oh good. would you diagram how to do dbl. anal?

I don't do well at remembering who posted what, but I think that I'm reading Mr. Newlywed Game puffing up his chest with indignance about a briefcase looking too effeminate? Ironic.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
I don't do well at remembering who posted what, but I think that I'm reading Mr. Newlywed Game puffing up his chest with indignance about a briefcase looking too effeminate? Ironic.

Back off, dude. You're talking about a guy who got laid *a minimum* of one out of every three days during the first month and a half of the year. And who is of some swarthy ethnicity, I believe, although I cannot recall which because he keeps that card pretty close to his chest.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Back off, dude. You're talking about a guy who got laid *a minimum* of one out of every three days during the first month and a half of the year.

Back when I was having premarital sex, I remember being somewhat excited at the idea of the impending marriage, as we would then not have to worry about time/place/manner restrictions, and we could simply have sex every single day, as often as we wanted to.

It didn't occur to me then that those were two entirely different timing categories.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by bilmore
Back when I was having premarital sex, I remember being somewhat excited at the idea of the impending marriage, as we would then not have to worry about time/place/manner restrictions, and we could simply have sex every single day, as often as we wanted to.

It didn't occur to me then that those were two entirely different timing categories.

I am guessing there is even a third timing category for those of you with children.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Not Me
I am guessing there is even a third timing category for those of you with children.

True. It's represented by the Venn diagram of the subsets

[times when we both feel like it and have energy]

and

[times when the kids aren't in our faces].

Strangely enough, the actual diagram looks like two balloons floating in opposite directions.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
-A New York insurance executive is suing a Manhattan strip club after a champagne-fuelled night of lap-dancing left him nursing a $28,000-dollar bill.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...le_us_lapdance

5 bottles of champagne for $16k? Sure, why not.

Not to resurrect this tired old thread, but ....

Well, OK -- maybe it IS to resurrect it. Two weeks later, same city, same club, second lawsuit.

This time, a Bangledeshi businessman alleges that Scores bilked him out of $129,000 in a single night, spread out over 4 credit cards. Mr. Chaudhury claims that sure, maybe that is his signature on those credit card receipts, but he was to blasted to remember signing the damn things, and "therefore did not possess the requisite mental capacity to authorize the charges."

The smoking gun story does not indicate exactly what Mr. Chaudhury received for his $129k, but if it didn't include at least two venereal diseases, his lawyer had better be adding some (more) fraud claims to the complaint.

Gattigap

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I need a new briefcase. The one I'm using sucks rocks. I want something that I could take to court, if I were to ever go back. (I have mostly complied with the terms of the restraining order, so I do not think this will be a problem, but her lawyer is a total bitch.) Suggestions? Suggestions with pictures will make me especially happy.

Just get a cloth bag (the kind firms give away free from time to time). They hold more than briefcases, cost nothing, and nobody gives a shit what you bring to court other than yourself and your argument anyway.

I have an expensive leather briefcase somebody gave me as a gift. Its been collecting dust for seven years. Damn thing doesn't hold anything - no room at all.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
DISSENT!!!

[and I've also seen those Playboy photos you refer to]

You're not suggesting Farrah has small or even average sized nipples, are you? The woman is carrying what appear to be large scallops on the tips of her breasts. My God, man, I shudder to think what constitutes "long" or "large" in your dictionary.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

Modest by Design formalwear line. Motto: Clothing Your Father Would Approve Of. (Apparently, they didn't know dad too well.)

Because mom's a fucking whore?

If dad's critiquing your outfits, sweetie, he's probably either sneaking to the bathouse or sneaking into your room with a bottle of chloroform during the night. Fucking waterheads.

ETA: There was a picture attached to this story, and it ain't that pretty at all. The kid who petitioned Nordstrom's to sell nun outfits didn't decide to wear modest, concealing clothing - that decision was thrust on her by nature.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by bilmore
True. It's represented by the Venn diagram of the subsets

[times when we both feel like it and have energy]

and

[times when the kids aren't in our faces].

Strangely enough, the actual diagram looks like two balloons floating in opposite directions.

the people w/o kids goof on 15 times/45 days, but to the people with kids- I'm James fucking Brown- sex machine!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
nobody gives a shit what you bring to court other than yourself and your argument anyway.

you must work with very sophisticated clients who know the Judge don't care. I think most of my clients would be bugged if I started pulling briefs out of a canvas tote.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Just get a cloth bag (the kind firms give away free from time to time). They hold more than briefcases, cost nothing, and nobody gives a shit what you bring to court other than yourself and your argument anyway.

I have an expensive leather briefcase somebody gave me as a gift. Its been collecting dust for seven years. Damn thing doesn't hold anything - no room at all.

That was you in motion court the other day? And here I though a homeless guy had somehow set up shop in the back of the court room...

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you must work with very sophisticated clients who know the Judge don't care. I think most of my clients would be bugged if I started pulling briefs out of a canvas tote.

I sometimes carry nothing more than a redwell with the folders I need. Maybe in the patch where they still call people "Attorney ____", leather matters, but I don't think anoyone in the cities gives one steaming shit about your luggage.

Your client only cares that you win.