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06-08-2004, 04:31 PM
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#4846
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Okay, my girlfriend told me that this morning, she was hit on by this guy (who apparently is on All My Children):
He asked her out. She said she had a boyfriend. He said, "A beautiful woman like you should have more than one boyfriend."
Can you believe that shit? Fucker.
But get this: She said, "No thanks." Then, when I found his photo and told her that he was very good looking, she told me that she thought I was better looking. Lying bitch.* Should I dump her?
TM
* She also said, "His teeth were kinda brown and he doesn't have great skin."
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You're a good looking guy. Stop being so insecure. If she senses insecurity, she will see it as a sign of weakness and drop you like a bad habit in favor of Mr. "I'd Share You" Moviestar.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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06-08-2004, 04:31 PM
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#4847
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Reaganomics
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
It's a big tent.
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Oh, gawd, she's right, you ARE sexually depraved. |
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06-08-2004, 04:32 PM
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#4848
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Because I tell her to. It goes both ways (even if the ratio of her stories to mine is like 10:1).
TM
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You tell her to tell you? Why? And, um... you didn't tell her about me, right? RIGHT?!?!?
(I don't want no crazed ho showing up on my doorstep anytime soon. Actually, ever.) |
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06-08-2004, 04:33 PM
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#4849
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by bilmore
If you're going to sleep with TM and then start defending his honor all over the boards, that's okay, but some advance warning would have been nice. Geez. That was just shocking.
How about Coltrane? Can we make fun of him? Or are you gonna get together with him, too, and make him off limits?
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I didn't sleep with TM (only in my dreams, haha!), I'm just having an identity crisis.
(And your question about Coltrane is, of course, rhetorical? I mean, let's not be ridiculous.) |
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06-08-2004, 04:33 PM
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#4850
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by dtb
(I don't want no crazed ho showing up on my doorstep anytime soon. Actually, ever.)
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Don't ever invite his Moms to dinner.
oh yeah, and to save his lazy ass the trouble...
I'm fat.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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06-08-2004, 04:35 PM
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#4851
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Reaganomics
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
It's a big tent.
We even let in the occasional teetotaler lunch-box groupie.
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So put up an elephant or something. Associating Reagan with your skank ass is distasteful. I'll take your vote at election time, but don't ride a decent (and dead) man's coat tails.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-08-2004, 04:38 PM
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#4852
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by bilmore
How about Coltrane? Can we make fun of him? Or are you gonna get together with him, too, and make him off limits?
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This would be preferable to RP and I getting together and having her make fun of me even more after...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-08-2004, 04:39 PM
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#4853
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Halle has a thing for bald guys that look like Steve Urkel?
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Don't I wish, Ron.
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06-08-2004, 04:39 PM
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#4854
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Reaganomics
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Associating Reagan with your skank ass is distasteful. I'll take your vote at election time, but don't ride a decent (and dead) man's coat tails.
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Mellow out. Talk politics with him and see if he doesn't make Dutch proud. |
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06-08-2004, 04:39 PM
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#4855
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
(And your question about Coltrane is, of course, rhetorical? I mean, let's not be ridiculous.)
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Quite ridiculous. Everyone knows I don't sleep with old ladies.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-08-2004, 04:40 PM
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#4856
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Reaganomics
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
So put up an elephant or something. Associating Reagan with your skank ass is distasteful. I'll take your vote at election time, but don't ride a decent (and dead) man's coat tails.
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
-- Ronald Reagan
Seems to me old Ronnie would have liked Slave, back in his day.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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06-08-2004, 04:42 PM
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#4857
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by bilmore
If you're going to sleep with TM and then start defending his honor all over the boards, that's okay, but some advance warning would have been nice. Geez. That was just shocking.
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You mean that wasn't a dream?
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06-08-2004, 04:43 PM
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#4858
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Reaganomics
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
-- Ronald Reagan
Seems to me old Ronnie would have liked Slave, back in his day.
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Good lord, BnB, as if we haven't already seen enough sentimentality this week. Give it a rest with the quotations. |
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06-08-2004, 04:45 PM
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#4859
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You mean that wasn't a dream?
TM
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Isn't this where Fred and Ginger start spinning slowly about the room, locked together, puppy eye to puppy eye? |
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06-08-2004, 04:47 PM
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#4860
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Should I break up with her?
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
You're a good looking guy. Stop being so insecure. If she senses insecurity, she will see it as a sign of weakness and drop you like a bad habit in favor of Mr. "I'd Share You" Moviestar.
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Confidential to MR: Pssst. I was joking. It really happened, but I'm not sweatin' it. Just wanted to share (and see who could come up with the best insults). But thanks for the advice.
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