Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by dtb
The name of the girl who was on Average Joe is Samantha -- but I don't know anyone else's name (there was this German guy called Ruben or something, and the tumbler's name was JC, oh; and the jeweler's name was Laura -- other than that, I got nuthin on the names.)

As for (b), let me count the ways. He's probably a little under 6 feet tall, dirty blond hair, an impish grin, very tan, and a sa-mokin' bod. He's not all muscle-bound like Ahhnuld in his heydey or anything, but his muscles are very defined. Lamentably, I can tell you no more, as I haven't had (and am unlikely to have) a glimpse of other, uh... pertinent attributes.

I think I found her on the internet. It appears that she won Adam's heart. The big question, of course, is are they still together?!? I bet I know the answer.

In other news, I can't believe that I forgot to report this earlier, but [should I leave some space here to build the suspense?]


Kelly from The Real World New Orleans has married Scott Wolf from Party of Five. No more Dr. Peter for her, I guess. Nudge nudge, wink wink.

ETA pic -

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Good lord, BnB, as if we haven't already seen enough sentimentality this week. Give it a rest with the quotations.

Good lord. You need to get laid. Or have an ice cream cone. Perhaps both, simultaneously.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Good lord. You need to get laid. Or have an ice cream cone. Perhaps both, simultaneously.

This is what I'm saying.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by dtb
You tell her to tell you? Why?

Well, if it's somebody at her work or someone she knows, I need to know. I can't be around that person not knowing. It will (and should) affect my relationship with that person.

But generally, the stories are often pretty funny. We usually get a good laugh out of them. In fact, today I replied to her: "Damn. He's good looking and rich. Too bad you're all taken."

She said, "I think he's better looking than you, even if you have no money."

I said, "YOU ONLY LOVE ME FOR MY LOOKS!"

I don't think she's stopped laughing yet.

Originally posted by dtb
And, um... you didn't tell her about me, right? RIGHT?!?!?

Of course not. Never.

Originally posted by dtb
(I don't want no crazed ho showing up on my doorstep anytime soon. Actually, ever.)

Crazed ho? She won't be happy to hear this came from you.

TM

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
This is what I'm saying.

Wanna make out?

(A poor substitute, I know.)

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Good lord. You need to get laid. Or have an ice cream cone. Perhaps both, simultaneously.

Hey, you can quote the Gipper all you want, just don't post that shit on the FB.*

*I know you didn't start the thread.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Wanna make out?

(A poor substitute, I know.)

That self-deprecating thing doesn't work for you, sweetie.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Don't ever invite his Moms to dinner.

oh yeah, and to save his lazy ass the trouble...

I'm fat.

Translation: Don't invite me to dinner.

TM

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That self-deprecating thing doesn't work for you, sweetie.

It's just that sometimes I know only a penis will do. And I haven't got one of those...

[bold_n_brazen]

A friend and I were discussing one night stands over lunch. My friend commented as to a preference for oral sex during a one night stand. My preference, on the other hand, is for strictly traditional sex during a one night stand.

My friend then said that if I were to poll a large number of women, my position would be in the minority.

So ladies, am I?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bilmore
Isn't this where Fred and Ginger start spinning slowly about the room, locked together, puppy eye to puppy eye?

You should watch more tv. In the modern version, Fred is holding a vacuum cleaner.

TM

[bilmore]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
A friend and I were discussing one night stands over lunch. My friend commented as to a preference for oral sex during a one night stand. My preference, on the other hand, is for strictly traditional sex during a one night stand.

My friend then said that if I were to poll a large number of women, my position would be in the minority.

So ladies, am I?

If you're poling a large number of women, it's sort of a moot point, isn't it?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by dtb
... and Mike Piazza is gay.

Typical slur from an Italian-bashing Yankee-lover. Did you forget that Big Mike called a press conference declaring his straightitude?

Besides, I could care less whether he would hit on RP or Dualit at a party. That dude got game.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: Don't invite me to dinner.

TM

You can invite me to dinner. I'll just stop and get a couple of chili dogs on the way there.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
A friend and I were discussing one night stands over lunch. My friend commented as to a preference for oral sex during a one night stand. My preference, on the other hand, is for strictly traditional sex during a one night stand.

My friend then said that if I were to poll a large number of women, my position would be in the minority.

So ladies, am I?

Now, I've had limited one night stand repetoire from which to pull, but it almost NEVER involves receiving oral. I may give oral (likely not), but never receive oral from a one-off.