Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
A friend and I were discussing one night stands over lunch. My friend commented as to a preference for oral sex during a one night stand. My preference, on the other hand, is for strictly traditional sex during a one night stand.

My friend then said that if I were to poll a large number of women, my position would be in the minority.

So ladies, am I?

Will you be keeping the reply stats and names or do we all have to filter through the posts ourselves? Seems like the poll taker should do that for everyone. I just got my new wall map and a box of thumbtacks...

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
A friend and I were discussing one night stands over lunch. My friend commented as to a preference for oral sex during a one night stand. My preference, on the other hand, is for strictly traditional sex during a one night stand.

My friend then said that if I were to poll a large number of women, my position would be in the minority.

So ladies, am I?

One night stands are for getting to the point and fucking someone.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
A friend and I were discussing one night stands over lunch. My friend commented as to a preference for oral sex during a one night stand. My preference, on the other hand, is for strictly traditional sex during a one night stand.

My friend then said that if I were to poll a large number of women, my position would be in the minority.

So ladies, am I?

I'm with you on this one. Funny that you didn't include the anal category. Prudes.

[dtb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I think I found her on the internet. It appears that she won Adam's heart. The big question, of course, is are they still together?!?

Send me her picture, and I'll tell you if it was she. She was a big 'ol chicken on the trapeze (piker). We did not get into details about her love life. The only other thing I know about her is that she's unemployed.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

I bought Persepolis this weekend after reading a number of rave reviews, but haven't had a chance to read it because Mrs. Slothrop snatched it away from me. She says it's excellent. And, being a graphic novel, it only takes a few hours to read. I'm not linking to Amazon so that you'll buy it through the board's link.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Funny that you didn't include the anal category. Prudes.

Or the pissing on the standee category. Vanillas.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
Will you be keeping the reply stats and names or do we all have to filter through the posts ourselves? Seems like the poll taker should do that for everyone. I just got my new wall map and a box of thumbtacks...

Also, this poll carries the danger that each response might be impeached with anecdotal evidence.

The fact that in Slave's case it rises to the level of statistical evidence does not make this a worthwhile enterprise.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I bought Persepolis this weekend after reading a number of rave reviews, but haven't had a chance to read it . . . .

Wouldn't this sales pitch be more effective AFTER you've read it?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by bilmore
Wouldn't this sales pitch be more effective AFTER you've read it?

Yeah! At least I read 4 percent of the book I'm reading before I raving about it.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Also, this poll carries the danger that each response might be impeached with anecdotal evidence.

The fact that in Slave's case it rises to the level of statistical evidence does not make this a worthwhile enterprise.

Exellent point. I believe "statistically significant sampling" is the phrase I recall from Econometrics. Something about mean deviants or some other nonsense.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
A friend and I were discussing one night stands over lunch. My friend commented as to a preference for oral sex during a one night stand. My preference, on the other hand, is for strictly traditional sex during a one night stand.

My friend then said that if I were to poll a large number of women, my position would be in the minority.

So ladies, am I?

May I join you for lunch next time? And perhaps drinks afterwards? In the name of science?

ETA: Please note that TM's next post is required reading before lunch.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Also, this poll carries the danger that each response might be impeached with anecdotal evidence.

The fact that in Slave's case it rises to the level of statistical evidence does not make this a worthwhile enterprise.

I have read thousands of pages on the subject. Does that qualify my to participate in this discourse?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
One night stands are for getting to the point and fucking someone.

No. Suck my cock first. Not to completion, just for a few minutes. That always makes me harder and you'll appreciate the increased intensity.

Also note, I've learned that if you give oral first, the woman gets very excited and can't wait to suck a dick. This results in a better blow job, which, in turn, results in increased fucking intensity.

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yeah! At least I read 4 percent of the book I'm reading before I raving about it.

I'm a bit more than 4% of the way through Jonathan Franzen's collection of essays, entitled How to Be Alone, and I'm enjoying it very much. (Although I must add that I don't recommend it to depressives or others contemplating their mortality. The first essay is about his father's descent into Alzheimer's.)

I haven't read the Corrections or anything else by Franzen. But I like his writing style and his rejection of that uber narcicisst Oh-Oh-Oh just shut the hell up already Winfrey.

And I must get Sedaris's latest, Dress Your Children in Corduroy & Denim, or vice versa.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Dave
Coming soon, The Dark and Torturous Night of The FB.

Welcome back Dave. Love the timely avatar; this might be your best work yet!