Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bilmore
Okay, now you're calling into question the values that kept me strong all through junior high. Mogen David, MD 20/20, and Mad Dog should NEVER be mixed.

They're the same thing, Bilmore. Did you drink that much of the stuff?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm not even gonna tell you what I found there. Let's just say there's a reason ncs always wears long sleeves and dark stockings.

my chilly disposition?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm not even gonna tell you what I found there. Let's just say there's a reason ncs always wears long sleeves and dark stockings.

There's a reason? I thought it was part of her goth/Daria schtick.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Is this the place that has the commercial with that junior high school coach that retires and goes out with his wife to a flair restaurant where the waitress (who probably doesn't even like kung fu) asks the coach to help her hang something and it turns out that it is a bunch of his coaching crap that clearly no one cares about because it is hanging on the wall in a restaurant that has so much crap on it that you can't differentiate it from the blue ribbon for best hog at the county fair and all the other crap and he gets all misty eyed and his wife looks over and is clearly proud even though he never rose in the ranks to make it to a decent school and she's been living off a coach's salary and apparently that gets you a celebratory dinner at fucking Applebees for Christsakes? Because it makes me tuaom every time it's on.

TM

Yes.

That is a rather long run-on paragraph. I can really sense your anger. While we're on the topic, I hate all Applebees commercials. And TGIFridays, even the ones with Dan Patrick.

[Not Burger]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Duly noted. Next time I'll use my NotBurger sock when being Snidley Condescending.

In your dreams, baby.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Boy, I bet Mr. Man is gonna be pissed when he finds out that wonker's been messing with his BVDs.

Heh. Generally Wanker only messes his own BVDs. Ew.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
There's a reason? I thought it was part of her goth/Daria schtick.

Back on the topic of all things Irish, I was hoping that they had some sort of kinky Riverdance thing going on...

Me likey the (ladies only) Riverdance outfits...

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
There's a reason? I thought it was part of her goth/Daria schtick.

It's more of a Daria, but in a sexy way, schtick.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
my chilly disposition?

Mmmmmm... chilly.

/fart

Originally posted by bilmore
You must have older dirt out there.

Dude I am like bilmore in fifteen years but I am not .

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Heh. Generally Wanker only messes his own BVDs. Ew.

That's not generally. And I really wish you'd stop peeping through the window. Next time, I'm turning the hose on you, then loosing the hounds.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
One and the same...

The one that makes me run for the vomitorium though is the recent campaign by Bennigan's to Irish up their image. Dropping cute little Gaelic phrases and Irish folk music into your ads and desperately renaming half your menu with stupidass Irish-sounding names (i.e., O'Brien's pork chop) doesn't make you anything other than just another Friday's-Chili's-Applebee's clone...

Well, that's not as bad as those Samuel Adams commercials where that moron who doesn't want to act in anything ever again dresses up like the Samuel Adams on the bottle and says, "Samuel Adams, always a good decision," after watching some idiots at a beer bar with a selection of 10,000 beers give their rote "Sam Adams" answer when asked what they would like to drink because they wouldn't know a good beer if Ironweed shoved one up their asses, even if it had a cork in it.

TM

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Well, that's not as bad as those Samuel Adams commercials where that moron who doesn't want to act in anything ever again dresses up like the Samuel Adams on the bottle and says, "Samuel Adams, always a good decision," after watching some idiots at a beer bar with a selection of 10,000 beers give their rote "Sam Adams" answer when asked what they would like to drink because they wouldn't know a good beer if Ironweed shoved one up their asses, even if it had a cork in it.

TM

I can just see you fuming from the ears as you watch those commercials. I wonder how you react to the "Can you hear me now?" "Good." commercials?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Well, that's not as bad as those Samuel Adams commercials where that moron who doesn't want to act in anything ever again dresses up like the Samuel Adams on the bottle and says, "Samuel Adams, always a good decision," after watching some idiots at a beer bar with a selection of 10,000 beers give their rote "Sam Adams" answer when asked what they would like to drink because they wouldn't know a good beer if Ironweed shoved one up their asses, even if it had a cork in it.

TM

But it makes for a good Samuel Jackson spoof on Chapelle doesn't it? And on that subject, I saw the Race Draft skit for the first time last night, where the Chinese, in a surprise move, drafted the entire Wu Tang Clan. Good stuff.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Well, that's not as bad as those Samuel Adams commercials where that moron who doesn't want to act in anything ever again dresses up like the Samuel Adams on the bottle and says, "Samuel Adams, always a good decision," after watching some idiots at a beer bar with a selection of 10,000 beers give their rote "Sam Adams" answer when asked what they would like to drink because they wouldn't know a good beer if Ironweed shoved one up their asses, even if it had a cork in it.

TM

I can't remember the last commercial that I saw all the way through. Probably one for Hell Boy when I was TiVoing through the Daily Show in early April. Come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I watched something when it was actually scheduled to be on.