Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[notcasesensitive]

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
Why dont you just connect the dots yourself and write your own inside story behind the inside joke? Really, its the only fun an out of the looper can have with these pithy posts,

One night, Slave was out on the town with a bumch of his GA bitches including Lady Greediva and a couple of others. After having about twenty Johnny Blues he decided to take two of the lucky winners home for one of his world renowned threesomes. He decided that the ladies with the stillettos would probably be the sluttiest and thus most likely to engage in said threeway. When he and the ladies, including Lady G, got back to the Slave Chamber, he had a little trouble getting aroused, suffering from a malaise known by SD as "whiskey dick". Slave might call it "coke dick" and Atticus might call it "bed shitter dick", but I digres.s. So Greediva, in her infinte wisome, dug into her bag o tricks and plopped on a cockring. Well, it wasnt reall a cock ring, but the silver loop for the big toe from her manolos, which of course fit slave perfectly. after the other lady rubbed her shoes on slave's dick , he was able to get a little bit of an erection, and Lady G slipped the silver toe/cock ring on, and the threesome was on.
Slave came in the toe ring less manolo and they all lived happily ever after until the two ladies woke up with a nasty case of razor burn all over their bodies. The shoe was really scratched up too.

The End.

Is this the best flame your addled, sweet head can come up with? Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive

They look like frogs.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
They look like frogs.

Bitch, please. I invented that in 1990.

Though now, I'm inclined to think that the one on the left looks like a crack whore who married up to a prominent used-car salesman in Long Island.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Is this the best flame your addled, sweet head can come up with? Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

darlin, it was actually a compliment.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Bitch, please. I invented that in 1990.

Okay then, they STILL look like frogs. In 2004. Unlike the rest of America, I didn't think they were somewhat hot in 1990. I waited until 1992, when they were 5.

Yeah bitch.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive

The one on the left looks like she is channeling Paris Hilton. And the one on the right looks like she is channeling Reese Witherspoon.

You know, there's a 90 minute, madcap summer teen movie in that. Str8, can you get me a meeting?

[Slave Once Again]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
darlin, it was actually a compliment.

If it was really a compliment you would have noted that the ring didn;t come into play until the 4th go round. And if you hadn't passed out on the kitchen floor you would know what a 4th go round is.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Slave Once Again
If it was really a compliment you would have noted that the ring didn;t come into play until the 4th go round. And if you hadn't passed out on the kitchen floor you would know what a 4th go round is.

She could have "participated" in the 4th go round even passed out. What kind of rohypnol date-raper are you?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
darlin, it was actually a compliment.

Translation: The toe/cock ring is too big.

TM

[Slave Once Again]

I vow to stop this flaming here and now.

Dearest nutcase, please stop communicating with me, even though you obviously still want me. Like Livia Soprano, I am dead to you.

[SlaveNoMore]

ltl/fb
She could have "participated" in the 4th go round even passed out. What kind of rohypnol date-raper are you?

Apparently, the kind that engages in indentity theft.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Okay then, they STILL look like frogs. In 2004. Unlike the rest of America, I didn't think they were somewhat hot in 1990. I waited until 1992, when they were 5.

Yeah bitch.

All right, I'm sorry, you're not a bitch. But you are apparently a pervert.

[Slave Once Again]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
She could have "participated" in the 4th go round even passed out. What kind of rohypnol date-raper are you?

I didn't say she didn't, I just said she didn't know what it was, due to lack of concious. Go back to your fantasizing now.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
indentity theft.

Is that some combo of indentured servitude and identity theft? Harsh.