GO ABBA GO!!! - Page 174

bold_n_brazen · 10-25-2007, 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm sure it looks great, but where in the world do you get the patience to have your hair blown out for an hour? The tugging, the heat, the noise, the time ticking away ... ugh. I'm ready to bolt after five minutes.

When I get my hair Brazilian Straightened, it takes over an hour with the flat iron.

By the end, I want to strangle the woman working on my hair and burn the place to the ground. Instead, I tip generously and run.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-25-2007, 01:08 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
When I get my hair Brazilian Straightened, it takes over an hour with the flat iron.

Pubes are supposed to be curly.

bold_n_brazen · 10-25-2007, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Pubes are supposed to be curly.

I don't have any.

I'm Brazilian at both ends, bay-bee.

Icky Thump · 10-25-2007, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
My puppy is about six months old. He will be "snipped" next Friday. But for the past, well, six months, he has been one raging hormone, humping everything in sight, usually my arm.

Last night he was doing his usual humping of appendages when all of a sudden the look on his face and the urgency of the humping took on a totally new tone. He was frantic and panting and grunting.

Now, the puppy is about a foot long and maybe 9 inches tall. Usually, his "privates" are covered by a fur sac, and when he "humps" his little weiner pokes out like a little pink eraser. It reminds me of those eraser pencils. It's cute and pert and tiny. Appropriate for a puppy. It pokes out briefly and then is retracted and puppy goes back to being child-friendly.

Last night, however, was a different story. Puppy is humping humping humping and all of a sudden I feel an odd wet thwapping on my arm that I have never felt before. BF and I look more closely and the puppy has a RAGING BONER. I am not kidding, the thing was protruding from his underside a full 5-6 inches. It was probably a third-inch in diameter. It had VEINS for god's sake. And I have never seen this before but his BALLS were also on the outside of his furry sac -- PINK BALLS protruding from what is now a MOUND in the area of his privates from which a baseball bat sized weiner extends. His legs were way far apart.

The puppy was as shocked as we were. He looked at us in shame. My heart broke. So we cuddled the puppy and let him know it would be alright, all the while shocked and appalled and wondering if this boner would ever go away (it had been probably five minutes -- it was scary for us and I cannot imagine for him!!!!). We are petting and kissing our Porn Star Puppy when the BF says "what the.....did he just CUM?!????"

Sure enough, there is a wet spot on the bed from the Porn Star Puppy. It is about three inches in diameter. I was engaged in a post-coital cuddle with my puppy. I felt dirty.

Eventually the raging boner retracted but the puppy was bleeding because he ripped the furry sac part when his balls poked out. We are taking him to the vet today.

I wish I could post the photo I took of this boner. It was amazing.

The end.....or to be continued????????

If this were me, the story would end with him trying to figure out how to get home from Michael Vick's house. . .

Icky Thump · 10-25-2007, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
At least you didn't lick his ass - http://www.clevver.com/video/51252/S...80%99s-Ass.php

Nice to know. Then I could reasonably believe that she could never complain about licking my ass.

Diane_Keaton · 10-25-2007, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm sure it looks great, but where in the world do you get the patience to have your hair blown out for an hour? The tugging, the heat, the noise, the time ticking away ... ugh. I'm ready to bolt after five minutes.

I've posted before about my hatred of sitting under hair dryers. But...the hour included a cut (called "long invisible layers" that are so NOT invisible). The Eastern European chick insisted I stay for a full blow out to see the cut. And my hair isn't curly but I need some kind of blowdry b/c it's frizzy. Partly because it's just frizzy, partly b/c it's partly grey covered by color.

patentparanyc · 10-25-2007, 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
I've posted before about my hatred of sitting under hair dryers. But...the hour included a cut (called "long invisible layers" that are so NOT invisible). The Eastern European chick insisted I stay for a full blow out to see the cut. And my hair isn't curly but I need some kind of blowdry b/c it's frizzy. Partly because it's just frizzy, partly b/c it's partly grey covered by color.

there's product for the frizz. Use copious amounts. and I'm not talking crispy gel.

Tyrone Slothrop · 10-25-2007, 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Mine was an aesthetic comment.

Would you burn the flag because the red and blue clash?

I don't believe they do clash. Whereas the new passport is U-G-L-Y.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-25-2007, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I don't have any.

I'm Brazilian at both ends, bay-bee.

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NotFromHere · 10-25-2007, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Depends. If you have baby fine straight hair a blow out won't do anything that a smoothing creme won't handle.

For the record, this is bullshit.

NotFromHere · 10-25-2007, 02:34 PM

Nomination for the weakest effort ever for a Halloween costume.

An eye patch and a plastic hook and a black shirt.

patentparanyc · 10-25-2007, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
For the record, this is bullshit.

How so? Then again, I don't have fine hair so perhaps I was wrong?

NotFromHere · 10-25-2007, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
How so? Then again, I don't have fine hair so perhaps I was wrong?

Then why would you say it if you didn't believe it to be true?

ABBAKiss · 10-25-2007, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Nomination for the weakest effort ever for a Halloween costume.

An eye patch and a plastic hook and a black shirt.

Tori didn't really need the hat and wig.

NotFromHere · 10-25-2007, 02:42 PM

The story was weird and now it's weirder.

David Copperield allegedly offered two million dollars to the Seattle woman accusing him of rape if she remained silent. Coincidentally, the FBI supposedly seized two million in cash when they raided David’s Las Vegas warehouse last week.

A friend of the victim provided the National Enquirer with an account of the alleged assault, according to the NY Daily News:

Copperfield invited the 21-year-old beauty to a "lavish party" at his remote compound in the Bahamas. But when she got there, on July 27, she discovered "there was no party - and no other guests," according The Enquirer source.
"She got nervous and wanted to go home right away, but David convinced her to stay, saying she could leave the next day if she really wanted to," the friend claims.
That night, Copperfield forced himself on the woman, holding her arms "down on the bed, leaving her with terrible bruises," the friend charges.
"She told me she fought back," the friend says. "But she said that just seemed to turn him on more."

Afterwards, when David left the room, the woman took pictures of the scene with her cell phone:

"In order to preserve physical evidence, she says she didn't shower. The next day, she went back home to Seattle, where her mother met her at the airport."
"They drove straight to the Harborview Medical Center, where medical personnel performed a 'rape kit' on her.”