GO ABBA GO!!!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I am like you. I sweat profusely when working out hard. My clothes become soaked. Soaked. I do not think it is un-sexy to sweat a lot when working out intensely. But we are not normal. In fact, Sebastian's endocrinologist thinks we may have a disease.

I know a person who is faster than Coltrane. He was finishing a marathon when he was passed by the eventual third place female finisher. She was reeking of excrement. He was angry at himself for allowing himself to be passed by someone who had forfeited her dignity so.

No. You have a problem. Her sweat soaking through her clothes is fine.

Your line of ass sweat filling in the middle of your short grey sweat shorts is not.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I am like you. I sweat profusely when working out hard. My clothes become soaked. Soaked. I do not think it is un-sexy to sweat a lot when working out intensely. But we are not normal. In fact, Sebastian's endocrinologist thinks we may have a disease.

I know a person who is faster than Coltrane. He was finishing a marathon when he was passed by the eventual third place female finisher. She was reeking of excrement. He was angry at himself for allowing himself to be passed by someone who had forfeited her dignity so.

This is why I TCB just before going to the gym.

And I have no idea how ABBA could fit into this discussion.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower

I know a person who is faster than Coltrane. He was finishing a marathon when he was passed by the eventual third place female finisher. She was reeking of excrement. He was angry at himself for allowing himself to be passed by someone who had forfeited her dignity so.

Let's please not use me as a benchmark for speed. I am not fast.

That guy sounds fast.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I was maybe 5 years old when I learned the following song at Penn games.

"High above Cayuga's waters
there's an awful smell.
some say it's Cayuga's waters,
others say Cornell."

I also learned "Drink a highball, for Penn-syl-vain-eye-ay".

You know Penn's a second-rate Ivy when it has to build up its ego by dissing Cornell.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
After I work out (not marathon-style) my clothes (esp tops) are often soaked through but they are not smelly.

I think my sister and I nearly ate pot brownies as children in Ithaca.

I have been told that I normally don't smell that bad after a workout, but that I REALLY smell after long races.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hornets. I'm sure there were hornets all over the place. They seem kind of omnipresent, but anyone should feel free to prove me wrong with some map that shows hornets have a really limited range or something.

Ithaca isgorges. In the summer.

You mean in the summer, on the sunny day.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I should post the picture of my wife reluctantly standing next to me for a picture after my last marathon. She's been through plenty of these races, but, for some reason, still doesn't enjoy my odor after them.

One good thing is that I do not have an odor. I sweat A LOT but I do not stink. It is the silver lining of my sweaty cloud.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I am like you. I sweat profusely when working out hard. My clothes become soaked. Soaked. I do not think it is un-sexy to sweat a lot when working out intensely. But we are not normal. In fact, Sebastian's endocrinologist thinks we may have a disease.

I know a person who is faster than Coltrane. He was finishing a marathon when he was passed by the eventual third place female finisher. She was reeking of excrement. He was angry at himself for allowing himself to be passed by someone who had forfeited her dignity so.

Hmm. Maybe I should rethink this whole marathon thing.

Unless someone from Houston or Florida can send me one of those astronaut diapers?

[dtb]

Will one of you please send me a PM if you are available to answer a quick question that my google-fu is not capable of solving?

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
One good thing is that I do not have an odor. I sweat A LOT but I do not stink. It is the silver lining of my sweaty cloud.

Fresh sweat doesn't stink. But if you ran a few miles and then passed out on the sofa for 4 hours with the windows shut while mustering the energy for a shower, your clothes would smell bad later. I know this from experience and so does the UPS guy who woke me up and had to deal with mulling about in the vicinity of my pits while I signed his little electronic board. Ew.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Fresh sweat doesn't stink. But if you ran a few miles and then passed out on the sofa for 4 hours with the windows shut while mustering the energy for a shower, your clothes would smell bad later. I know this from experience and so does the UPS guy who woke me up and had to deal with mulling about in the vicinity of my pits while I signed his little electronic board. Ew.

Well, there's your problem right there, you're supposed to use the pen with your hand, not other body parts. I also believe there isn't officially supposed to be touching during the exchange, though I have been known to rub up against Pam, our FedEx gal on occasion.


eta--also, lock your doors, you freak.

[robustpuppy]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/LIVING/wayof....ap/index.html

Bride suing for $400,000 because her flowers, for which she paid $27,000 (!), were not the color she specified. And yes, as a matter of fact, she IS a lawyer.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Goooooood weed there. Don't know why.

In my experience, all of the best mushrooms come from Ithaca.

[robustpuppy]

Is the bride a poster?

[ABBAKiss]

I think several of you have had children in your mid-30s and I am wondering whether you had difficulties getting pregnant or whether it was pretty easy. The friend in question has been pregnant several times before but had abortions and is in her mid-30s. Also, how does having been on birth control pills factor in?