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11-02-2007, 04:20 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Originally posted by LessinSF
I have sent a Sheriff into a casino with a prejudgment writ of attachment to seize from a player (who owed another casino over $2MM) all chips and cash in his possession, on the table in front of him, in the cage, and his watch. Fun stuff.
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Haha, the joke's on you, my rolex was fake!
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11-02-2007, 04:21 PM
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#3977
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Oh Canada!
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Originally posted by LessinSF
The loonie is up to US$1.07. Burn, baby, burn.
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Maybe the Blue Jays (hi Str8) can sign A-Rod for C$330M, then
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11-02-2007, 04:22 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
I have sent a Sheriff into a casino with a prejudgment writ of attachment to seize from a player (who owed another casino over $2MM) all chips and cash in his possession, on the table in front of him, in the cage, and his watch. Fun stuff.
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Dayam. I never pushed one anywhere near that far. There was always so much administration in the way (massaging the sheriff's office; dealing with so many technicalities on the writ, etc...).
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11-02-2007, 04:25 PM
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
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Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
I have sent a Sheriff into a casino with a prejudgment writ of attachment to seize from a player (who owed another casino over $2MM) all chips and cash in his possession, on the table in front of him, in the cage, and his watch. Fun stuff.
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Shit. I hope I never piss you off.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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11-02-2007, 04:30 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
massaging the sheriff's office
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happy ending or no? |
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11-02-2007, 04:32 PM
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#3981
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
I have sent a Sheriff into a casino with a prejudgment writ of attachment to seize from a player (who owed another casino over $2MM) all chips and cash in his possession, on the table in front of him, in the cage, and his watch. Fun stuff.
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That reminds me, someone is still $20 light from his wild gambling spree. I hear Gatti might take the case on contingency.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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11-02-2007, 04:39 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
happy ending or no?
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Not exactly. I wound up getting tasered.
Guess I had a really bad hangnail.
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11-02-2007, 04:44 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Haha, the joke's on you, my rolex was fake!
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And everythings cool in the mind of a gangsta
Cuz gangsta-ass niggas think deep
Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
Cuz real gangsta ass niggas don't sleep
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If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
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11-02-2007, 04:45 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dayam. I never pushed one anywhere near that far. There was always so much administration in the way (massaging the sheriff's office; dealing with so many technicalities on the writ, etc...).
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You need to deal with a lower class of "sheriff" |
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11-02-2007, 04:59 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Oh Canada!
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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Maybe the Blue Jays (hi Str8) can sign A-Rod for C$330M, then
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What an asshat.
My bet is that the schmuck finally ends up with about $10MM/yr less than what the Yanks woulod have offered. |
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11-02-2007, 05:00 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Zen Meets Commerce
Seen on my walk today at lunch:
What appeared to be the Buddhist? Monks [like on the Sopranos Kevin Finnerty episode where he goes to meet with them re: the heating system] in red sari-sarong type clothes emerging up the steps from the Apple Store.
Apparantly, even those that shun material things think the I-Touch is nifty-cool.
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Last edited by patentparanyc; 11-02-2007 at 05:03 PM..
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11-02-2007, 05:14 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
And everythings cool in the mind of a gangsta
Cuz gangsta-ass niggas think deep
Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
Cuz real gangsta ass niggas don't sleep
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Welcome, Dog. This place needs new blood. And we accept your apology.
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Boogers!
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11-02-2007, 05:27 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Question
How can Fox Soccer Channel call itself the purveyor of EPL in the US, and NOT CARRY THE ManU v. Arsenal game this weekend?!?!?!?!?
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11-02-2007, 05:45 PM
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Question
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
How can Fox Soccer Channel call itself the purveyor of EPL in the US, and NOT CARRY THE ManU v. Arsenal game this weekend?!?!?!?!?
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Because that is a game that someone might actually pay to see. I bet it is available PPV.
Fox will likely be your source for thrilling games like Aston Villa v. Derby and suchlike this weekend. Oooooh! Look! Bolton! |
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