GO ABBA GO!!!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yes, women definitely need a euphemism for the/such as fancy place to talk about this, not only because yeast infections are a frequent topic of conversation, but also because otherwise a listener might think the infection was systemic rather than localized and wonder why her friend was there sharing a pumpkin spice latte with her, and not in the hospital. Think of the needless worry.

Translation: I think Hank and wonk are borderline retarded, but I am really fucking stupid.


Can you read at all? did you do well in reading comprehension tests? what was your lsat?

[patentparanyc]

Okay, so everyone reads ATL. Clifford Chance is having a round of lay offs. I thought Golden Circle [is that what the british firms are called] firms were less succeptible to that? so in the comments section this song parody was posted to the tune of "Irreplaceable" by Beyonce decent parody.

"To the left, to the left…
To the left, to the left…

Mmm…
To the left, to the left.
All of your client’s files in the box to the left.
On my desk, that’s your stuff.
Yes, I bought that mouse pad from home, so please don’t touch (don’t touch).

And keep talking that “agree not to sue” agreement, that’s fine.
Could you walk and talk at the same time?
And - it’s my name that’s on this letter to my wrongful termination lawyer
so go move your files, let me pay him a retainer.

Standing in the elevator telling me
how I’m such a fool, talking ’bout
our lawyers will bury you you you!

You got me twisted…

You must not know ’bout Wrongful termination…
You must not know ’bout Title VII…
I’m gonna get a huge settlement.
It’ll be worth 10x what you’re offering me to sign (baby)."

Posted by: Rebuttal from laid off Clifford Chance attorney | November 6, 2007 11:38 AM ATL

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
really? i had never heard of one before, and we had old people there and they said they have never heard of it before, but you know, cave paintings were deriviative, so maybe you guys are right.

what kind of parties do the hip young people have now?

Orgies, gang-bangs and bukkake.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you and Hank borderline retarded? If the joke is that the context in which the woman used the word to refer to her own fancy place would give away the meaning of the word, could you at least pretend to possess a modicum of understanding as to the things a woman would say about her own fancy place or about sex? For example, I don't know a woman who would say such a thing as "when he finally stuck his dick in [it]" or "full of of gunk" about their fancy places, and I can't imagine Atticus does, either.

Are you smoking the ganja at work, or has motherhood permanently deprived you of your short-term memory? The joke was that Fugee said her Mom told her her fancy place was called "gunk" and therefore, my question was self-referrential, hence, hence amusing in a teleological sense.

And as for your highfalutin' lecture as to what a woman would say about the contents of her fancy place, I dis=tinctly recall you once expressing a desire to have some young, unattached, male celebrity many years your junior find himself with his "sweet young jimmy, turning, slamming, ramming" in you.

BTW, swell globes.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Translation: I think Hank and wonk are borderline retarded, but I am really fucking stupid.


Can you read at all? did you do well in reading comprehension tests? what was your lsat?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! So your point was that these were things women would never say, and I whiffed! It wasn't just an opportunity to be disgusting and puerile. Boy, I really do feel dumb. And a little itchy, too.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Maybe wanker calls his fancy place "gunk"?

My favorite fancy place is the Round Robin Bar at the Willard.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Are you smoking the ganja at work, or has motherhood permanently deprived you of your short-term memory? The joke was that Fugee said her Mom told her her fancy place was called "gunk" and therefore, my question was self-referrential, hence, hence amusing in a teleological sense.

And as for your highfalutin' lecture as to what a woman would say about the contents of her fancy place, I dis=tinctly recall you once expressing a desire to have some young, unattached, male celebrity many years your junior find himself with his "sweet young jimmy, turning, slamming, ramming" in you.

BTW, swell globes.

Excuse me?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Orgies, gang-bangs and bukkake.

I find the thought of bukkake at orgies just too conflicting. on the one hand it is probably best for losing one's inhibitions if the person bukkaking you is a stranger, but on the other hand being bukkaked by a stranger strikes me as unsafe behavior.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I went to the Georgia O'Keefe exhibit at the Minneapolis Insitute of Arts a few weeks ago. There was ONE flower painting -- ONE.

However, there were a lot of paintings of pelvis bones and several that look exactly like ultrasounds, as confirmed by my ObGyn sister (who was relieved to not see vaginas on her day off).

She has a fairly well-known series of paintings and photographs of barns and other rural lanscape settings. I consider her to be a major influence in my own photography. But I don't take pictures of womens' vaginas. Or flowers. Except for the occasional poppy

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
BUSTED!!!!!

Hey, Abb or RP anyone with nutrition knowledge:

Are the benefits in almonds and nuts do they outweigh any fat incurred?

Some I know who is rail thin eats cashews constantly and I like almonds.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! So your point was that these were things women would never say, and I whiffed! It wasn't just an opportunity to be disgusting and puerile. Boy, I really do feel dumb. And a little itchy, too.

the point of my original point was that there probably isn't much one would actually have said using the term. I know ladies wouldn't say those things.

the point of my last post is that you are stupid. I suppose an editor might suggest i didn't need to make the second point, and could simply let the reader read your posts.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Apologies if you've already answered this, but were you faster than Katie Holmes?



She made it to the bitter end around 3:30 p.m., with a final time of 5:29:58.
Which sounds slow.

She went to a premire in heels that same night. She could have walked the whole thing and I'd be impressed.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Excuse me?

Is it ironic that the title of the Liz Phair song wonk quoted is "Flower"?

No? Ok. I'll figure it out sooner or later. Until then, I'll continue Not Using that word.

[patentparanyc]

Dude, she's not that pretty. First, it is the legless wonder now this.

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/celebp/...07/photo01.htm

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
She went to a premire in heels

Is she about to break up with Tom?