GO ABBA GO!!!

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have never seen the word cupcakes appear so many times in one statement.

It wasn't me. You can't prove it. Nobody saw me.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This is your best work.

Thank you.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think all the asshole cleansing talk serves as proof positive that we are.

I can't believe it originated from Coltrane. I can only hope that tomorrow we will all have, dare I say it, a fresh start.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have never seen the word cupcakes appear so many times in one statement.

They are taunting those who didn't get cupcakes.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I can't believe nobody has mentioned MR in this context. Until now.

If MR were to come back to the board under a different name, and never make mention of his previous on-line self, one could understand that.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I can't believe it originated from Coltrane. I can only hope that tomorrow we will all have, dare I say it, a fresh start.

I think I should have said "irrefutable proof" rather than "proof positive".

Could you go back and edit that, and then send me a redline?

God, it's good to be in house.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
If MR were to come back to the board under a different name, and never make mention of his previous on-line self, one could understand that.

MR is ppnyc???? Holy shit. sts.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I learned recently that if you take a shit and then shave your pubic hair onto it it is called a "stuffed animal."

Pubic hair?!? Who even has that anymore?

Philistine.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
They are taunting those who didn't get cupcakes.

I would be among the taunted had I not enjoyed mini-donuts for dessert. They were coated with granulated sugar and came with chocolate and strawberry dipping sauces. They were fabulous.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Not Bob
A friend loaned me Barack Obama's Dreams From My Father. It is perhaps one of the best books by a politician* that I have ever read. Well-written, thought-provoking, and honest (can you imagine Hillary or Rudy confessing to a night of "drinking, smoking, maybe a little blow"?) -- I don't think that it's a "political" book, really, so much as it is a reflection upon race and class and religion. Fascinating.

*Since it was originally published in 1995, when he was a mere GA in Chicago, one can safely assume that no ghostwriters were involved. Although I did see recently that Ted Sorenson endorsed him, so one never knows.

I own but have not read this book. I would not wipe my ass with it, as it would be too scratchy.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by taxwonk
They are a Chicago band and they are quite insipid. But don't let me dissuade you from keeping an open mind. And a belached, lavender-and-lime-scented anus. It will certainly be appreciated by someone tonight, with the tonal ass-fucking you are in for.

Hmmm. Based on limited internet research and a quick stop by their MySpace page, I am more optimistic about my experience with them tonight than you are. But I can see how they might not be your cup of tea.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Compare:

So, today, I totally wanted the chips. But I had carrot sticks instead. Tonight, I am going to have cottage cheese, because it's a good source of protein. I am allowing myself two Snackwell cookies -- only 6 calories each!

With:

The movie was so boring, I ended up blowing my ex in the theater. The only other time I had done that was with the ex-captain of the Canadian Olympic Hockey Team. In the meantime, I finally had wild sweaty sex with the guy from the gym.


If you do not admit right now that one of these subjects is compelling whereas the other is infinitely dull, then I will make it my personal mission to drive you from the board. I feel that strongly about it. You have a half hour from the time of this post to make your admission.

Ten minutes.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Ten minutes.

Yay! I love it when Flower gets his panties in a twist.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Speaking of geekouts, are any of you indie-popsters into Spoon? I am going to see them tonight. I think they are fine, but cannot get too worked up about them. Someone convince me how great they are.

Also, you're seeing Spoon tonight when you could be seeing Bob Mould? Granted, it's a short set/Q & A/video screening, but still. Even a little bit of Bob Mould kicks Spoon's ass.