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Hank Chinaski · 10-10-2007, 07:45 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I used to get the dutch baby and bacon and then sometimes an english muffin with jam to fill in the cracks. And I weighed 105. And I didn't throw it up or anything. People hated me. I wish my body still worked like that.

105? you went there after brownie meetings?

Hank Chinaski · 10-10-2007, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I was recently rushed to the emergency room with a heart "event"; they said I needed to take it easy in the office and avoid the cholesterol. Do you know what it means to avoid cholesterol?

Doughnuts and cupcakes are not so bad; it's animal fats that suck wind. Things like CHEESE. I could kill for some CHEESE. It's been two weeks without even a little cream cheese on my bagel. And so someone goes around on these boards talking about how all they are eating is nice, full of animal fats CHEESE, and they're complaining about it.

Here's my advice to Ms. CHEESE. Screw the goddamn diet* - get a little exercise - maybe pretend you're actually alive in bed for 10 minutes. Enjoy that cheese while you can. Not all of us are so lucky.

Sheesh.

* And what kind of diet is it where you're eating CHEESE, anyway? Do you know how many calories are in that? Step back from the trough, piggy, and try a few carrots.

during the "blow job in a theater" post week, I can read cheese eating posts with no real spike in my jealousy index.

ltl/fb · 10-10-2007, 07:54 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
105? you went there after brownie meetings?

All through college, baby.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 10-10-2007, 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
during the "blow job in a theater" post week, I can read cheese eating posts with no real spike in my jealousey index.

Yes, that helps a lot.

I'd suggest that anyone posting about cheese also post about theatre "experiences", but I'm a little worried that we'd just end up hearing about what theatre has the best snacks.

ltl/fb · 10-10-2007, 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I was recently rushed to the emergency room with a heart "event"; they said I needed to take it easy in the office and avoid the cholesterol. Do you know what it means to avoid cholesterol?

Doughnuts and cupcakes are not so bad; it's animal fats that suck wind. Things like CHEESE. I could kill for some CHEESE. It's been two weeks without even a little cream cheese on my bagel. And so someone goes around on these boards talking about how all they are eating is nice, full of animal fats CHEESE, and they're complaining about it.

Here's my advice to Ms. CHEESE. Screw the goddamn diet* - get a little exercise - maybe pretend you're actually alive in bed for 10 minutes. Enjoy that cheese while you can. Not all of us are so lucky.

Sheesh.

* And what kind of diet is it where you're eating CHEESE, anyway? Do you know how many calories are in that? Step back from the trough, piggy, and try a few carrots.

They are probably full of crap on the dietary cholesterol, unless they did like special tests or whatever. Get thee to better doctors/hospital. But make sure that the labs they use are in network.

And, the dutch baby has like 10 eggs in it and is slathered in butter. And lemon juice and powdered sugar.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-10-2007, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
No. Are you truly unable to genuinely admit that someone occasionally posting details about his or her sex life is inherently more interesting than ten posts a day about the most mundane dietary decisions in her life? Please answer honestly, as it will affect the future of our cyber-dealings.

This is what will affect the future of your cyber-relationship with her? Are you serious? I don't want to discourage the possibility that you stop feeding her need to be responded to, but I'm wondering why this has struck a chord with you when all the other bullshit hasn't.

TM

Hank Chinaski · 10-10-2007, 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
All through college, baby.

i won't say how, but I can confirm this is likely true*.

*for all I tease her, fringey is not 105 today, but she is actually closer to slim than she is to what she is painted as here. at least i believe this to be true.

I only do the "fringey is fat" things because I can't call flower a fag anymore

Diane_Keaton · 10-10-2007, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb

What is that?

ltl/fb · 10-10-2007, 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
What is that?

Heaven on a plate.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 10-10-2007, 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
They are probably full of crap on the dietary cholesterol, unless they did like special tests or whatever. Get thee to better doctors/hospital. But make sure that the labs they use are in network.

And, the dutch baby has like 10 eggs in it and is slathered in butter. And lemon juice and powdered sugar.

By the time they were done, I think they did every test in the book - 24 hours of lying around getting poked, and then a return trip for a morning 24 hours later.

And a lesson - if you're going to post about cheese and eggs like you enjoy it, that's OK. Voyeuristic for me, but OK. If you're going to complain because it's what you're "stuck" eating on a DIET, go screw.

ltl/fb · 10-10-2007, 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
i won't say how, but I can confirm this is likely true*.

*for all I tease her, fringey is not 105 today, but she is actually closer to slim than she is to what she is painted as here. at least i believe this to be true.

I only do the "fringey is fat" things because I can't call flower a fag anymore

I weigh at least half again as much as that now.

Hank Chinaski · 10-10-2007, 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This is what will affect the future of your cyber-relationship with her? Are you serious? I don't want to discourage the possibility that you stop feeding her need to be responded to, but I'm wondering why this has struck a chord with you when all the other bullshit hasn't.

TM

he's trying to post something I can't claim he posted before?

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-10-2007, 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This place? http://www.originalpancakehouse.com/

I took dtb to breakfast there once. She had pancakes. And an omlettte.

That girl can eat.

Is that shorthand for a three-egg omelette?

TM

notcasesensitive · 10-10-2007, 08:05 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I was recently rushed to the emergency room with a heart "event"; they said I needed to take it easy in the office and avoid the cholesterol. Do you know what it means to avoid cholesterol?

Doughnuts and cupcakes are not so bad; it's animal fats that suck wind. Things like CHEESE. I could kill for some CHEESE. It's been two weeks without even a little cream cheese on my bagel. And so someone goes around on these boards talking about how all they are eating is nice, full of animal fats CHEESE, and they're complaining about it.

Here's my advice to Ms. CHEESE. Screw the goddamn diet* - get a little exercise - maybe pretend you're actually alive in bed for 10 minutes. Enjoy that cheese while you can. Not all of us are so lucky.

Sheesh.

* And what kind of diet is it where you're eating CHEESE, anyway? Do you know how many calories are in that? Step back from the trough, piggy, and try a few carrots.

You're Bobby Brown? This is a twist that I honestly never saw coming.

ETA: sorry to hear about your health problems, ggg. hope you are feeling better.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-10-2007, 08:12 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
In Charlotte, North Carolina, there is (or at least was) an OPH that stayed open until like 9 pm, so you could have a dutch baby FOR DINNER.

TM