Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by taxwonk
OTOH, if this was a stoopid druggie pun, then it's still easy. Take an extra xanax, put some vodka in your V-8, follow the above directions, and pretend it's "hash" dude.

Will it make television seem interesting again?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by taxwonk
It's easy. Just dice the steak and potato into about 1/2 inch cubes, then fry them up in a nonstick skillet with some salt and pepper and a dash of worcestershire sauce.

Sir, I like the cut of your jib. But you may want to let out your pants.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by evenodds
Don't worry, you're still 1736th in line.

If nominated I will not run. If elected I wil not serve.

Hank Chinaski.

When I was in
My mother's womb
Social structure seemed a simple thing;

After birth I cursed my luck
and went down to breakfast;

Mother made for me an egg
I understood the relations of production;

She always provided for me
that's where I got my naivete

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I had a hot dog at the football game. I don't really want to think about how it was cooked, but it was good.

It's not the cooking of the hot dog so much as the provenance of the meats that make up said hot dog that I prefer not to think about. Which is why, apropos of nothing, that of all the supermarket choices, Hebrew National or other kosher dogs are your best bet. But I digress.

Fashionable Not Bob picked up a couple of spread collared shirts over the weekend (thanks, sebby!). I am wearing one today, and the pierced and tatooed sweet young thang barrista at the courthouse Starbucks told me that I looked like James Bond.

Ok, I made that last part up. Instead, she lectured me (again) about the fact that it is not a "small house drip," and that if I don't start using "grande" or "venti" I will find myself taking a sip of, and I quote, "something really gross, like a soy chai latte."

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
omg!! I had tilapia on Friday! It's like we're drinking from the same fountain of good taste and trendiness.

Tilapia is also called St. Peter's Fish in certain parts of the world. Where they serve it way too fucking often. I am permanently scarred from overexposure to St. Peter's Fish, and won't eat it now, even if you call it Tilapia or Dory or any other synonym.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Tilapia is also called St. Peter's Fish in certain parts of the world. Where they serve it way too fucking often. I am permanently scarred from overexposure to St. Peter's Fish, and won't eat it now, even if you call it Tilapia or Dory or any other synonym.

It's the Fish of the Future! It can be (and is) mass-farmed in near-sewage, it eats damn near anything that doesn't move, and it is almost disease-proof! It's like the cockroach of the sea!

Ummmm, tilapia!

[evenodds]

Originally posted by bilmore
It's the Fish of the Future! It can be (and is) mass-farmed in near-sewage, it eats damn near anything that doesn't move, and it is almost disease-proof! It's like the cockroach of the sea!

Ummmm, tilapia!

I cannot stand tilapia. It tastes muddy no matter what you do to it.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Tilapia is also called St. Peter's Fish in certain parts of the world. Where they serve it way too fucking often. I am permanently scarred from overexposure to St. Peter's Fish, and won't eat it now, even if you call it Tilapia or Dory or any other synonym.

But, but, but ...

Tilapia is a rapidly mutating fish, and can be bred to have all kinds of interesting characteristics. So the tilapia of today tastes better than the St. Peter's fish of yesterday.

Plus, it's like Tofu, it's how you cook it and what you smother it in that really creates the flavor. Stop by sometime and I'll cook you up a mean Tilapia, perhaps with a nice Thai chili sauce or a hollandaise and pepper sauce combination.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Tilapia is a rapidly mutating fish . . .

Yeah, this did the trick. Now it sounds appetizing.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
But, but, but ...


Plus, it's like Tofu, it's how you cook it and what you smother it in that really creates the flavor. Stop by sometime and I'll cook you up a mean Tilapia, perhaps with a nice Thai chili sauce or a hollandaise and pepper sauce combination.

Here's the thing. If I wanted tofu, I'd eat tofu. Really, I'm not afraid of tofu. But when I want fish, well, I'd like it to taste like fish.

But you know, if you're offering to cook, it might be a nice change from SportsCenter.

ETA: but hollandaise makes me want to hurl.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy


Tilapia is a rapidly mutating fish, and can be bred to have all kinds of interesting characteristics. So the tilapia of today tastes better than the St. Peter's fish of yesterday.
.

The river hasn't gotten that bad, has it?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Here's the thing. If I wanted tofu, I'd eat tofu. Really, I'm not afraid of tofu. But when I want fish, well, I'd like it to taste like fish.

But you know, if you're offering to cook, it might be a nice change from SportsCenter.

ETA: but hollandaise makes me want to hurl.

Yum, tofu. No, really.

[dtb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Tilapia is also called St. Peter's Fish in certain parts of the world. Where they serve it way too fucking often. I am permanently scarred from overexposure to St. Peter's Fish, and won't eat it now, even if you call it Tilapia or Dory or any other synonym.

Dory?! Someone would eat DORY?!? That's like eating Flipper or something.



OK, for those of you who haven't seen Finding Nemo 7200 times (give or take), this may not resonate as profoundly.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by evenodds
I cannot stand tilapia. It tastes muddy no matter what you do to it.

Until today, I had never even heard of tilapia. Or St. Crispin's Fish. Or whatever.

Maybe that's just because to those of us in Podunkville, "fresh fish" means that the Mrs. Paul's delivery truck just arrived at the Piggly-Wiggly.

Not Bob's "Countdown to K" continues ....

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bilmore
it eats damn near anything that doesn't move, and it is almost disease-proof! It's like the cockroach of the sea!

Ummmm, tilapia!

Saltwater carp? YUM!