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09-22-2004, 03:45 PM
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Originally posted by leagleaze
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Nice try, leagl, but you've been around long enough to know the rule: What happens at ACL stays at ACL. At least on the board. If you want to know how RT became a lesbian, PM me for details!
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09-22-2004, 03:49 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Oddly enough, it's fine today. I didn't think I'd make it home last night.
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But have you sworn off cycling - http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ng_hamilton_dc - it's looking bad for Tyler.
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09-22-2004, 03:49 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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mcs at acl
The missed connection section of Austin's craigslist is full of people who checked each other out at ACL but were too chicken to talk. They're hysterical:
Fuck, there were 75,000 people there. Way to winnow it down a little.
And leagle, I think I might not be a lesbian after all.  I do enjoy performing things once illegal between women on men though. Does that make me bisexual?
ETA: evidence of spinning hippie chicks
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Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 09-22-2004 at 03:56 PM..
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09-22-2004, 03:53 PM
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Southern charmer
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Originally posted by leagleaze
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Nice. This sounds like something Jeff Foxworthy would do.
I doubt it would play as well in the same venues, but still I think this stuff has a future in some blue-state comedy clubs.
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09-22-2004, 03:55 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Originally posted by leagleaze
We can solve this problem.
Did you perform acts on another woman that were, until recently, illegal in Texas? If so, did you enjoy performing said acts?
If you answer no to both of these questions, you are probably not a lesbian, but you do have one more shot.
Do you have a desire to perform acts, until recently illegal in Texas, on another woman?
If no, you are not a lesbian.
If you answered yes to both one and two or three, you might be a lesbian.
In order to determine whether you are in fact a lesbian, we will have to go to part two of the test. If you answered no, then there is no need to continue.
Still reading? Ok, let's continue.
Do you enjoy performing acts that are similar* in nature to those once illegal between two women in Texas (but perfectly legal between a man and a woman in the Lonestar State) on men? If not, do you desire to perform such acts on a man?
If no, then you are a lesbian. If yes then you are bisexual.
*By similar I of course mean nothing alike at all, but at least occurring in the same region of the body.
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09-22-2004, 03:55 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
ETA: evidence of spinning hippie chicks
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Posted by: Every time I turned around (at ACL)... - w4m - 27
...you were making me weak with your spins, kicks, and twirls. You: shaggy dark hair, sunglasses, and jacket/blazer. Me: too shy to say hello. Can we spin together sometime?
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Ahem.
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09-22-2004, 03:57 PM
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Originally posted by leagleaze
No it makes you annoying, amusing and pitiful.
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Are you my mother?
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09-22-2004, 03:58 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Ahem.
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I know, I know... what happened at ACL, stays at ACL. Got it.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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09-22-2004, 04:00 PM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
According to my answers, I'm a lesbian, too.
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Are you performing acts on "another woman?" Who knew.
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Are you my mother?
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You wish. |
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09-22-2004, 04:01 PM
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Southern charmer
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Are you performing acts on "another woman?" Who knew.
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Hank?
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09-22-2004, 04:04 PM
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Originally posted by leagleaze
You wish.
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You're right. I kinda do wish that. Care to adopt? I'm housetrained.
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09-22-2004, 04:07 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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My Cup Runneth Over
Guys in the NFL don't wear protective cups. Huh.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...fleming/040922
(spree: work friendly, but guys, I will warn you that the story about Virgil Livers will make you cringe. It's toward the bottom of the article.)
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09-22-2004, 04:14 PM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You're right. I kinda do wish that. Care to adopt? I'm housetrained.
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09-22-2004, 04:21 PM
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#2144
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Moderator
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Location: All American Burger
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Are you my mother?
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For the parents out there --
The horse was not his mother, the cow was not his mother, the dog was not his mother, the kitten was not his mother, the lesbian was not his mother, so the baby Flinty went on...
Last edited by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand; 09-22-2004 at 04:23 PM..
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09-22-2004, 04:22 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
For the parents out there --
The horse was not his mother, the cow was not his mother, the dog was not his mother, the kitten was not his mother, the lesbian was not his mother, so the baby Flinty went on...
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